Yo'ur Momma....

....'s so OLD, she sat behind Jesus in the Third Grade.

....'s glasses are so thick, when she looked into the Map she saw people waving at her.

.....'s glasses are so thick, she can look into the future!

....'s so FAT, you jog around her for exercise.

....'s so FAT, she got baptised in the Ocean.

....'s so FAT, that when she stepped on the weighing scale, it read "to be continued..."

....'s so UGLY they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

.....'s so UGLY that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

And my all time favourite for the day.

Your Momma's so hairy, BigFoot stopped and took a picture of her.

Ah. A dose of intelligence today man. Fawesome.