Saturday

Just finished watching Harold and Kumar over the computer.

Its funny, but kinda stupid and sexed-up. Not really my kind of movie.

I had an awesome time yesterday you guys!

The fireworks at Putrajaya was amaziingggggg,

although we had to wait like 5 hours.

No kidding, 5 hours is alot of time man. Haha. But it was well spent!

And you both left your toothbrush at my place.

If you don't need them back, let me know, I'll just throw them away.

Will blog and post up pictures of the fireworks when I get pictures from Sarah.

-see ya later alligator-s.

PS : Huey Ee, these are the pictures I wanted to send to you!! I edited them myself! Nice??

Movie Alert!!

ooh. ber-congratasi to the SMK Taman SEA drama team.
I bet the both of you are really proud eh ? ;)

I love it when it rains.
Sets me in such a good mood.
You know how it creates such an ambience.
Not the bad kind of ambi.
But the kind of ambi that makes you think,
The kind that makes you wonder about life,
And reflect on the past.
The kind that makes you feel so small,
And wonderful at the same time.
In short, God's creation is so wonderful when it rains.

Yes, I commited sin 001 again.
I watched a romantic Jap-Movie. *gasps*
It's all Siew Chen's fault.
This one is kinda nice.
Tho it is beyond me, why the lead has to have striking blonde hair.
Potong 'tul.
Oh well, The Japs. Leave them alone I say.

Think A Walk To Remember the Asian version.

A good cry this one. Just thought I'd spread the love ;D xoxo.

Olympics-Schomlypics

Haha! One Way Mirror won! SMK Taman SEA are now the National Drama Champions! Booyah!

F Sarah M?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is kinda a stupid movie.

Thank goodness I was watching it on my Computer from a DVD Ali-Fatsome passed to me.
I would kill myself if I paid rm 11 to watch it.

Too much sex scenes and they probably censor it all in the cinemas.
Then watch lanjiao arh.
Seriously. Just download and watch at home.

haha. nites

Elp Zelp!

Hey you two,
I've got a LAN assignment coming up needing me to do a video.

Like a video about Malaysia.

*gasps and screams*

Which I am so so so gonna turn into a comedy, with Ali-Fatsome and Suzen.
And two other doods in my group.
Any ideas.
It has to be about Malaysia. So don't stray far away;
Into your-only-drama-deep-thinking-people can understand hoollahush.
And it has to be funny.
Not like anything with me innit won't be funny.
KAN?
Lovely.
Also! I need to know which program you bitches used to edit the videos.
Like to do transitions and subtitles and add audio shit what-not.
Zhannnk Youu. Sphhannkk you.
Reply me.
Catch~

One Way Mirror

At 4PM tomorrow, the 2008 SMKTS Drama Team will be going nose to nose with the 7 teams from other states in the preliminary round of the National English Drama Competition for Secondary Schools held in the kichimayo state of Labuan. Top 3 winners of their group will advance to the second and final round of competition where the winners will ultimately be decided.

One Way Mirror
(Unofficial Poster)

To all supporters: Let's suit up in a yellow or black top to support the team in Labuan. Although we can't be there in person, at least we can send them our love through our SS-ness.

The Kids

All the best children and don't forget to kick some transvestite-best-actor butt!

Wall-E gets two.

Its magical, this Wall-E.

I know I shouldn't go on and on about it.

But its so special. I teared at a few scenes.

Robot-emo man, no other than Pixar can pull that off.

Sextaple thumbs up, if theres ever sucha thang.

Swiftly moving along.

Had the best time ever at YumCha just now.

Ong kia, you seriously never change wan loh, the buttons are still not used it seems.
Wai Yann! Seeing her is like Oh-em-Gee to the M.

Like, the hell.

I used to talk to her like every day?

And like now?

The hell!

Victoria! The bimbo who asked me how to cut garlic in scouts camp. And refused to eat veggie to avoid having to take a crap.

Or was that Ka Hui?

So good to see you guys again, well and still the same.

Nite before had BBQ and sleepover

(for like the bazillionth time, Amber stops barking when she sees me already) at Jal's.

BBQ was awesome. Had a real heart-to-heart in the end.

And it was awesome to catch up with Lei-Mi-Tim Florence.

And to catch up with Estee and.

Jess honney, your hair.

BOOM

Damn pao-cha.

Geng the hell.

Thats about it for this weekend.

No pictures. Just read you lazy bitches.

toodles~

PS : For old time's sake Seckie, I'm not emoooo.

PPS : thats the first time i used photoshop!

Lets go :

Wall E's out la cibais.

I dont' care what you heard,

I wanna watch it.

The robot has taunted me enough for weeks at the top of SP..

I haven't wanted to watch a movie so badd in agess.

Last time I think it was In Her Shoes,

(which didn't even come out in Malaysia),

Or was it The Holiday?

(which I didn't even watch in the end)

Ikancakes lah.

*note both movies starring Cameron Diaz.

Im a Cameron Diaz die-hard. Just saying it for fun.

Im not emo.

muacks.

Blergh

Since ming has been quoting lines from Natalie Imburglia's Torn for the past few posts, I thought he might enjoy this.

you're a little late,
i'm already torn.

sounds like the guy lost the chance of 'tearing' her first if you know what I mean. Can anyone say hymen?

Selamba

Just to push down all the deeper stuff from Ming,

Celebrity of the Day : Amber (or is it Ember?)

Yong Ming is...

pulling a string out of a donkey's ass.

Ahh. I can't draw straight lines without the aid of a ruler.
And I can't do Math when I'm sleepy.

Is that normal? It is, no?
Weekends are just a smells away.
I can't wait.
I need consoling that understands.

I thought I saw a man brought to life
He was warm, he came around like he was dignified
And he showed me what it was to cry
Truth be told, you couldnt be that man I adored
Even you, dont seem to know, and care what your heart is for
Yes, I dont know him anymore
Oh, Theres nothing where he used to lie
U, and Me, the conversation has run dry
Thats whats going on, nothings fine
Im torn

Figure it out.
Over and out.

EVOL...

I was talking to Su Chien today about relationships and love over double-torture-opps-
I meant, Physics. To sum it up, it was a pretty strange conversation.

Maybe because it was so normal, and just oh-so very random.

She got into a petty argument with her BF, so it bothered her a little; hence the topic of discussion at hand. mmmm. relationships. I haven't thought about that in such a long time.

Especially the L word bit.

So I told her the usuals, that they'll work it out eventually and it's really no big deal. (seriously it wasn't such a big deal). That he'll come to his senses in time and either one of them would apologize and the whole ordeal will be smoothed over.

Apparently she found that very comforting. So did I, for being able to comfort.

Until she threw a total flashbang back at me.
"Are you speaking from experience Yong Ming?"
Goodness! Moi, speaking from experience. Tish.
Actually, I've been wondering. Many of my besties have started dating by now.
How come it doesn't bother me one bit?
Am I really so happy I don't need to go through all of it myself?

All this was running through my mind when I told her :

"You don't have to be a genius to know love is awesome. I didn't exactly go through it myself, but I know enough, to know it always smoothes things over. Especially the petty bits. Its love isn't it... Why else bother going through it"

A curt nod was her reply and we both established its time to pay attention to Mr.Suresh or we'll both fail next Monday's class test.

Sigh. Random. innit?

No I'm not emo. Just expressing a thought.
From a totally academic point of view ;D
You fuzzies know how happy I am, where I am.
Right? ;)

My conversation has run dry
Thats whats going on, nothings fine
Im torn
-natalie imbruglia, torn.

Yo'ur Momma....

....'s so OLD, she sat behind Jesus in the Third Grade.

....'s glasses are so thick, when she looked into the Map she saw people waving at her.

.....'s glasses are so thick, she can look into the future!

....'s so FAT, you jog around her for exercise.

....'s so FAT, she got baptised in the Ocean.

....'s so FAT, that when she stepped on the weighing scale, it read "to be continued..."

....'s so UGLY they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

.....'s so UGLY that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

And my all time favourite for the day.

Your Momma's so hairy, BigFoot stopped and took a picture of her.

Ah. A dose of intelligence today man. Fawesome.

Finale

God's been real gracious this week. Lets start with the Olympics! Although not as good looking as most Iranian and Israeli athletes, our very own Lee Chong Wei is in de finale of de Olympics badminton event. Ahaha so happy. After seeing our doubles pair and women's singles fall short, it was though there was no hope left but with grace he is in the finals!

Now he's in the perfect position. If by some chance he would stumble upon me for advice, I would tell him to squeeze out the last drop of fun out of the finals because he has nothing to lose now. Though pressure is definitely on his shoulders, I think thats the best approach he should take. Its the finals of the Olympics la come on! No critic or politician should ever screw it up for him(maybe some bad line calls by the linesmen, but like how my mom always says it, "Mei you ke neng de. Yi ting cze liao chien"). Malaysia Boleh!

Gotta' watch out for those.

Whilst my fellow countrymen is going to face the gigantic Chinese and his similarly colossal home crowd, I on the other hand have my own finale awaiting me as well. Me and my teammates aka. Beruk-Watteau, got through to the finals of our Uni's charade competition by beating the other team that was from our same class 32-27. It was less fun time around as I was more serious and less nonsense was coming out from my mouth but like how I would advice my korkor Lee, I'mma enjoy every bit of going against the much coveted Science stream students.

To those of you who were wondering what ever happened to this year's Taman S.E.A.'s drama team, just for those who don't already know, they will be heading to the Wilayah Persekutuan of Labuan in two weeks time for yet another finale, which is the National English Drama Competition for Secondary Schools. The team got somehow an unfavourable draw as they are pitted together with the defending champions Sabah and the runner-up Sarawak in the same half for their preliminary round.

That leaves little room for error if they are hoping to get into the deciding round as one of the top 3 from their half. Just for your information, some of the top drama teams are the Sabahans, Sarawakians and the K.L.-ites due very much to their good articulation by being some what more English orientated regions. However in other areas they might not seem so strong (I apologize for some bias bits there). But anyhoo the pressure is definitely on, plus even though the competition has been postponed, it is in doubt if Jal can accompany the team to the competition in Labuan and that might prove to be a loss.

Nevertheless, the three Mamas will be able to hold their own really well and the same goes to the team, enjoy every bit of it! Oh yea 1 more thing, "EH SAI!"

Going back to school yesterday, Pn. Doreen aka. Mama D presented me with a surprise;

No Huey-Ee thats not another syiok sendiri thing I did for myself. That is an actual shirt that Pn. Doreen got for me and Jal. And yes, the words 'Drama Coach' was done on her request as well. On behalf of me and Jal, I would love to extend our deepest appreciation for the shirt but not only that, we(the team of 2007) would love to thank the three Mamas for all that was, '3 Feet Under'.

"EH SAI!"

3 finales going into the later half of the month of August. Man life's exciting again. Thank YOU! I'll catch you all soon as I cap off the post with some what an ingenious quote by Ming Ming;

"Eh guys, bird park got birds one r?" - Ming

I need a graph paper.

Or else I can't finish my report. Deng.

I was in Physics today idling away with my G-Soft Blue; staring at a page filled with sines, cosines, tangents, thetas and several zillion values of N bursting out from two points.

Mr.Suresh told us to resolve these lovely components into this-that and what not. On top, find "moments" -or ,or, or at least I think that was the instruction.

I'm beginning to think, maybe taking Physics up as a fourth subject wasn't such a good idea after all. A-levels Physics is ugly-ing painful. Who the fuzz cares about forces lah. Its not that it isn't interesting ( I love lessons ), but to make painful questions just to confuse our understanding of concepts; is such a lousy way to learn.

Spacing Phys out.

I miss my friends so much. I haven't heard from a good deal of them in a while. And those that I see once in a while in College, I don't catch up much with. It's like passing, but we're not exactly sharing. So I miss those people too (eventhough I see them every other day)

Don't worry about me you two. I'm not regretting anything about choosing to do Physics ( I know you so well Cheeks), I'm just slightly frustrated it doesn't come naturally to me like Biology or Chemistry.

And I'm so out of shape. I tried dancing like a slut in my room just now, and it aches all over now. Even the butt (which, just to let you two know, has never EVER happened before). Jeez.

Wanna sign up for Gym or make a weekly-workout session together? I'm serious.

Love you fuzzzzzziees.
PS : Lee-sah also tak kena NS. Cheers~~
PPS : Picnic isn't such a bad idea. But seriously. What are we doing tmr?

Hey Dood (spelt backwards is still dood)

It's another same-day-nearly-same-title-posts ain't it?

Fine by me.

My week has been awesome. London Board is being very nice and giving us all nice long three week holidays. And I only started 4 weeks ago. Go London!

But during this first week of holidays, I shall have to attend replacement classes for Law. The lecturer didn't make it to college the first week, so, we have to replace all those hours. But no pain.

College classes are fun and you actually leave the class/seminar/lecture-room/theatre/theaterette. (Bah, in HELP we call our classrooms by so many different names) smarter.

Show off new Law knowledge corner: Did you know? That you could rape your wife and not be charged?

I still do have LAN classes though. LAN sucks (haha, me being funny). The subject is a mess, the lecturer a bigger mess. I can't make heads or tails of the damned thing. Won't rant about LAN here, God knows how much more banging LAN can take (haha, being funny again).

I shall end this post with a haiku:

haiku's confuse me
they often don't make much sense
refrigerator

Hey Dood(s)

*A-hyugk* I hear you snowman!

While Ming decides to stop doodling, I am just beginning.

On the issue that weekdays are boring, tell me about it. 'No lecture + guilt - entertainment = dulan boring'. You know Ming, I suggested to Jal yesterday that for our all men outing this Friday we do a picnic. What do you think? Randomness and economical-ness.

At the same time, in conjunction with the Olympics, I would love to announce that me and 4 other jolly fellows have made it into the Charade competition semi-final round in my college going to be held this Friday. The winner then will get to go nose-to-nose with the winning group from the Science stream. Ohh happiness, happiness, happiness.

In the real world :

The Star sprinkled some joy on me today. This article going on and on about the possible revival of 'protest songs' caught my eye. Much of the content didn't mean anything to me until I stumble upon the part where the author commented on the tunes hogging the mainstream airwaves recently:

"Handlebars stands out at a time when pop radio reverberates to the teen-scream shenanigans of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, the post-crunk club grooves of Flo Rida and Lil Wayne, and all things American Idol.

From listening to pop radio, few would know that the United States is involved in two wars and a hotly contested presidential election, or that economic worries abound. The most pressing issue on Katy Perry's mind seems to be telling everyone I Kissed a Girl, the song that has dominated contemporary-hit airwaves this summer."

No attention to be given to the segments concerning 'protest songs' or the USA.

That's all there is to my doodling. I'll would now love to pass the pen on to the Jitler next. *a-hyugk*

Hey Doods...

check this.

Huey Ee apparently didn't kena NS! I am so so happy for her. Imagine what happens if she kena man. My ears sure kena belasah on the phone for hours and hours, hours and hours and hours.

Don't deny it Huey Ee (you know i know lah) .... Praise the Lord instead! *squeals*

Don't ask me why I'm talking about NS and Huey Ee. Dad and Mum's current hot topic is still about Bro's jeans, and that kinda lost its humour like a night ago for fab-moi. Jeeezzz, parents can be so uptight, finding the most trivial things funny for long periods of time. Tut tut. Shame on their sense of humour.

So I'm stuck online to post about the most happening thing at the mo. which is Huey Ee not kena-ing NS.

Babi. Weekdays are so effin boring. Update me, update me you two bitches
......
the hell,
i'll stop doodling on the blog now. Its becoming such a waste of space.

xoxo.
teach : Have any of you seen a UFO before?
Ali : yeap. on tv.
Moi : ...
Ali : Hey Tiff, ah-ming-ah, guess what UFO stands for?
Moi + Tiff : err... Unidentified Flying Object? like duh.
Ali : No. haha. Unidentified Fat Object!
Moi : .. ahh nice. New nickname for you flabby.
Ali : Shuttup la Fatty.
Moi : *trut*trut*points finger in direction of Ali-fatsome* Unidentified Fat Object spotted talking... must terminateee likeee.... nowww.......*trut*trut*

- A Day in Class with Fawesome moi and Ali-fatsome.

Olympics-Schmolympics

"Whatever turns you on."

09.08.08

Tearing-Machine

My brother's chiplak pair of Jeans just only came out of the washing.

And, its torn into half at the butt region.

Dad is so astonished. He poked into my room thru the sliding doors to confirm what he saw was true OR not. ( he wished)

Mum laughed so hard.

I didn't miss the oppurtunity to laugh at my bro's noob-ness.

Haih.. Totally made my day man. *wipes tears*

We won't stop laughing at my brother now.

Ah. The joys of having a brother (only when pants are torn) ;D

You wish it was torn this sexy. His is like, Half gone at the back, like it was attacked by washing-machine sea creatures.

Damn random lah, my washing machine.

AHh. I can't breathe with these fits of giggles already. kIll me.

Snowing?

So not funny, going to college today, everyone talking about the Beijing 2008 Olympics opening that I missed.

(no offence Jal xD)

So i pretended to nod away at their rantings,
Takkan want to admit I missed it right??
But was it seriously so insanely chun, as everyone else claims it to be??
Aghhh must watch! Must WATCH!

Heck, Even Mumm and Dadd watched it till the end and kept rubbing it in that I missed it.
Tch.
Had a great weekend tho. And a good start of this week because no math homework today, which doesn't happen very often at all and its four more days to the weekend.

alicila : You're so fat la, flabby.
moi : Who you calling fat la; fatty.
alicila : oh yeah? I wonder why it snows everytime you walk past.
moi : *gives affronted look*
aicila : don't melt snowmannnn.
moi : you bitch.
aicila : *gives back affronted look*
aicila : snow snow snow. oooh sooo cold.
moi : *sticks middle fingers up in rapid-dance-like motion. both of them*

....what would i do without these bitches in class man. And yes, "snow" does refer to my dandruff. I've no more perfect hair ;(

On another note,

LISA manalah engkau. How come my besties don't even hang with me nomore. bitches.
JAL your highlighters are still with me.
CK one more picture of moi in those moments, I'll drop you to best friend status.

Ciao ciao.

The Choo Choo Shoe

Chuga chuga chuga chuga,
Chuga chuga chuga chuga,
Choo~! Choo~!

Lol. Go Youtube > Charlie the Unicorn. For the sake of your sanity, do it!

Indeed the week's been great. Felt like it was the holidays, speaking of which, these bunch of people from HELP's A-Levels will be getting 3 weeks of them starting from tomorrow. *sneezes*

But hey life is unfairly fair so... whatever la. This week and next week is going to be all about Art, art and art! The latter, which is no different from the rest, includes a presentation and teng teng teng, an art exhibition!

Wohohoho, no I am not fondling with the lie detector, it's true! We were suppose to been at it for 10weeks already and I am pretty excited myself, not that we did anything for that last 10 weeks, but we started last week and I suppose we are on the right track.

I hope I can rake up some wealthy patrons to drop by college and check out some of me and my team's work, lol.

In similar news : (adapted from jomkiteblog.blogspot.com; Nur Lisa)

The magical realm of inspiration has been generous lately. I've got quite a number of toothily charismatic pictures of Jal and career threatening ones of Ming (which I would restrain until he denies me of my routine full body checkups, if ever). But to be fair to our beloved 'separuh' counterpart, here is one of me and Jal.

Spread the love ;)

See ya!

Take this DSLR!

Picture taken by Sarah Ooi

;( Sad Facey

Goodness.

This blog can never have a nice picture of me; all thanks to you Cheeks.

Jeez. I'm in a bad mood today. Had a pretty down day.

I miss school.
I don't care how many zillion times i say it.
I still miss school. ;/

ahh. all that seemed such a long time ago. Nostalgia, nostalgia. I miss the
old days. I guess I also miss me black and short hair. its really long now.

Sigh, nothing can do about it. Nite.

Presenting...

GEMPAK SKUAD!

P-rocks-C-yourworld-D-soobad.

Boooooo to MTV Asia Awards.

It is so very very obvious, PCD's performance at Genting last weekend has been tampered with by the Msian Government.

Why'd they have to do that. It totally beats me. Cheeks reckons it's because the Agong's wife jealous the Agong is getting excited with these hot-chicka-lidas on stage. So she decided to meddle with their performance.

Maybe. I wouldn't put anything pass her.

Anyways. The song is off the hooks. I LOVE PCD. Always have and always will! They sure know how to put on a show these chiqs. It doesn't even matter that Carmit left them to five. At least the dance routines look more well-balanced out now.

I have them on my phone now. And was listening to it at LAN classes and started bobbing my head uncontrollably. Mr. Teoh thought I was insane.

I call it DOll-Domination effect babeh!

The Pussycat Dolls will release their new album “Doll Domination,” on September
16th via A&M/Interscope records.

I can't wait. Tee Hee.
Check out their performance at MTV MOVIE awards 2008
That was the real deal.
Total doll domination man.

Ogos

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*exhales* Still recovering from the awesomeness of dé The Dark Knight. No exaggeration of mine can do justice to how great the movie was. I love this movie so much not because its a Batman thing or Heath Ledger's stunning portrayal of The Joker, but its because of its impressive storyline that explores the true evil of man's heart. Much of the movie resembles the novel The Lord of The Flies in some way, but Christopher Nolan's version transcends the novel as it deals directly with the civilization itself rather than shifting the setting to a microcosm in the form of an island which allows a more accurate simulation of the darker side of man.

A considerable amount of credit should indeed however be due for The Joker. In my own words, I would describe him as a 'macroeconomic' villain (sorry for the economics input). The Joker created a whole new level for villains, many of which we have been accustomed to over the years who are getting stale and predictable. Money, power, women, vengeance are some of the more 'earthly' driving factors for the villains, the microeconomics. On the other hand, The Joker draws no delight from these little branches of evil but he goes straight to the roots, evil itself. An accurate comparison for The Joker would be the Devil. The ability to manipulate fear and temptation is one of the many weapons in The Joker's psychological arsenal.

But above all that, the thing that made me clapped in the middle of the movie inside a packed cinema was the fact that good triumphed. If you are wondering which scene is it, it is the one where the prisoner and the old man tossed the detonator into the sea. That was probably the best scene in the whole movie. That scene set the record straight that in the midst of darkness there is indeed light. Fuuuuhhhh.. a hand to pure genius.

I think that The Dark Knight should not be viewed as a superhero movie at all if possible, but because IT IS a superhero movie gives the platform for The Joker to become larger than life which in turn allows the movie to tackle the issue of good and evil more effectively than any other movie had ever done. Indeed the best movie of 2008 thus far.

Anyway thats enough fanfare to last me another week. Going to catch Contrast by Bradley, Eric and Fei Xiang tomorrow at KLPaC with Jala and the Mamas and maybe some poppers on Bugsy. For the first time, I think Week 11 is going to be a great week. It will be, I hope. See you all soon!




"Let's put a smile on that face.."