Ah Beng test

10. If you don't believe in blowing your nose instead choose to grow an extra long pinky fingernail to get to those "hard to reach places", you might be an Ah Beng.

9. If you wear more gold than your wife, you might be an Ah Beng.

8. If your wife is not allowed to go through the front entrance of your house because she is a silver horse and you a fire tiger, you might be an Ah Beng.

7. If your son put Contractor, Best in Singapore and JB as his Cita-Cita on his 001 Blue card in school, you might be an Ah Beng.

6. If you think the "Lane in Spain fous mainree on the puhrain", you might be an Ah Beng.

5. If you think plain meant airplane, you might be an Ah Beng.

4. If you think buttoning your shirt is "Optional", you might be an Ah Beng.

3. If your daughter's name is Candy, you might be an Ah Beng.

2. If your ideal night out is Cha Chan Teng then Cheong K before going Wet, you might be an Ah Beng.

1. If you took insult to any of the above, you are an Ah Beng..

PS: Inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck".