34

is the number of stares i got today from a short walk to get some eggtarts, applying the rule of the 'leng chai' walk.

i first heard of this rule from some friends in college, (i added to some of them myself), and it's just a few pretty basic stuff you've probably noticed, but never bothered to label before :

1. Walk with your cheeks clenched.
- by that, i mean the cheeks below your pelvis, tho if you have chubby upper cheeks, you might consider clenching those as well (more bone structure yo)

2. Stare into space, even if you meet someone you know
- everyone has committed this crime before, all you need is to do it intentionally. all the time. never keep your focus on one spot for too long tho, you just look insecure that way.

3. May eye contact
- preferably until people get awkward and look away. this is a real self esteem booster. i enjoy doing it.

4. Back straight, smile ready to be flashed.
- this one speaks for itself. ever met a leng chai hunch-backed and bitter?

well, the rules seem to work. people really did stare. it wasn't until i walked past the huge mirror back to my office that i noticed the reason. i looked constipated. simple case of trying to do too many things at once from a simple act of walking.

i miss huey ee ;(

when she's not around, i burn lunch hours doing all these kinda stupid crazy stuff. and the best part? when huey ee's around, heck, we don't need rules. We get 50 stares a day without even trying.

save me and have lunch with me tmr pls you bitches... i'm running out of lame ideas.

xx


i. am. addicted. to. GLEE.

define addiction :
i replayed the HALO/I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE mashup minimum 20 times (i didn't actually count, rough figure) until i got so sick of it. later, i dreamt i was singing it back in high school, huge baggy ugly uniforms and all complete.

AHH!!!!!!

GLEE IS SO AWESOME ;(

provided, FINN is such a lousy singer. my brother was right to criticize him. "He sounds like they've put a net in front of the mike laa". On pointing it out, i noticed it as well. he had another one of those random brilliant moments i guess.

but everything else? GOSH SO AWESOME. i LOVE LOVE LOVE PUCK. he is SEX on a mohawk!!!!!!!!!! VOICE? STELLAR. FACE? STELLAR. BODY? OMFGBBQWTFZOMG. SMILE? WEDDING BELLS MUCH????

where can y0u buy one of those yo? (Estee, for your birthday XP)

now i want to be a weirdo -.- and join the GLEE club. AND you all know my views on weirdoes with bad fashion sense. how the world has changed.


catch it on starworld. or just dl it. i know JAL has seen it way before me. so this is to you CHEEKS!

xoxoxoxo