34

is the number of stares i got today from a short walk to get some eggtarts, applying the rule of the 'leng chai' walk.

i first heard of this rule from some friends in college, (i added to some of them myself), and it's just a few pretty basic stuff you've probably noticed, but never bothered to label before :

1. Walk with your cheeks clenched.
- by that, i mean the cheeks below your pelvis, tho if you have chubby upper cheeks, you might consider clenching those as well (more bone structure yo)

2. Stare into space, even if you meet someone you know
- everyone has committed this crime before, all you need is to do it intentionally. all the time. never keep your focus on one spot for too long tho, you just look insecure that way.

3. May eye contact
- preferably until people get awkward and look away. this is a real self esteem booster. i enjoy doing it.

4. Back straight, smile ready to be flashed.
- this one speaks for itself. ever met a leng chai hunch-backed and bitter?

well, the rules seem to work. people really did stare. it wasn't until i walked past the huge mirror back to my office that i noticed the reason. i looked constipated. simple case of trying to do too many things at once from a simple act of walking.

i miss huey ee ;(

when she's not around, i burn lunch hours doing all these kinda stupid crazy stuff. and the best part? when huey ee's around, heck, we don't need rules. We get 50 stares a day without even trying.

save me and have lunch with me tmr pls you bitches... i'm running out of lame ideas.

xx


i. am. addicted. to. GLEE.

define addiction :
i replayed the HALO/I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE mashup minimum 20 times (i didn't actually count, rough figure) until i got so sick of it. later, i dreamt i was singing it back in high school, huge baggy ugly uniforms and all complete.

AHH!!!!!!

GLEE IS SO AWESOME ;(

provided, FINN is such a lousy singer. my brother was right to criticize him. "He sounds like they've put a net in front of the mike laa". On pointing it out, i noticed it as well. he had another one of those random brilliant moments i guess.

but everything else? GOSH SO AWESOME. i LOVE LOVE LOVE PUCK. he is SEX on a mohawk!!!!!!!!!! VOICE? STELLAR. FACE? STELLAR. BODY? OMFGBBQWTFZOMG. SMILE? WEDDING BELLS MUCH????

where can y0u buy one of those yo? (Estee, for your birthday XP)

now i want to be a weirdo -.- and join the GLEE club. AND you all know my views on weirdoes with bad fashion sense. how the world has changed.


catch it on starworld. or just dl it. i know JAL has seen it way before me. so this is to you CHEEKS!

xoxoxoxo

just realised

this blog is 4 years old ;D *wipes teary eyes filled with fake tears*

i still remember calling you guys up to start up a blog together. that was a very happy time when we had no out-of-school stress, future pressures, and Jal still comes online on msn; tho very sparingly.

i'm begging to suspect that Jal has blocked me on msn for obvious reasons. haha


DO YOU BOTH STILL READ MY POSTS WAN ANOT? SRSLY. FEELS LIKE IM BEING IGNORED IN THIS PLACE. I HATE THINKING IM SCHIZOPHRENIC SO PLEASE SAY SMTH WHEN I ASK U SMTH *HINT*HINT* JAL.


HAIH.

can't wait to quit my job. it's driving me bonkers

Seng Tan Chi Quai Lok

Ah Beng test

10. If you don't believe in blowing your nose instead choose to grow an extra long pinky fingernail to get to those "hard to reach places", you might be an Ah Beng.

9. If you wear more gold than your wife, you might be an Ah Beng.

8. If your wife is not allowed to go through the front entrance of your house because she is a silver horse and you a fire tiger, you might be an Ah Beng.

7. If your son put Contractor, Best in Singapore and JB as his Cita-Cita on his 001 Blue card in school, you might be an Ah Beng.

6. If you think the "Lane in Spain fous mainree on the puhrain", you might be an Ah Beng.

5. If you think plain meant airplane, you might be an Ah Beng.

4. If you think buttoning your shirt is "Optional", you might be an Ah Beng.

3. If your daughter's name is Candy, you might be an Ah Beng.

2. If your ideal night out is Cha Chan Teng then Cheong K before going Wet, you might be an Ah Beng.

1. If you took insult to any of the above, you are an Ah Beng..

PS: Inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck".

Negaraku

Have you ever seen a ship sinking? I would think it would be a slow and painful process watching a huge cruise liner sinking and people are scrambling out and there is fire and the fire reflects itself on the ocean surface and in the eye of the passengers save those who have relatives and loved ones deep down in the dark blue sea; cause in their eyes it's probably tears and tears as we all know are not really good reflectors on account of them being very runny.

I haven't.

But probably felt the same way after hearing about today's bomb attacks on churches.

The government is awesome in tackling the situation just splendid! They want to crackdown on suspects using the ISA (Whoopeee!) and they want to crackdown on websites "encouraging" illegal demonstrations (WHOPPPEEEE!) And guess which websites and who are the people going to be caught in this huge Idontgiveafuck fishing net the government is releasing?

Just guess.

Bloody fucking hell, do they think we are stupid and can't see through this ridiculous facade. Do they think people are going to fall for this false sense of heroism and sacrifice they will probably spew all over the place.

"Of course we had to crack down on sites like malaysiakini and blogs by opposition members/supporters. It's for the better good."

We're not dumb! We can see this is a bloody excuse to shut down opposition channels and platforms. We know after what happened today (probably fucking orchestrated by the government themselves. which makes it even scarier and more disgusting) that demonstrations regarding false imprisonment and human rights and murders swept under the carpet will never see light again.

What's worse, is all of this - The bombings, the restriction of the use of the word Allah in bibles, it could all be a ploy. Just mere distractions to keep us rakyat entertained while they just fuck us from behind.

It's rape.

Tonight's dinner was grim. Dad and I were shocked and stunned and depressed. I swear I could see tears in his eyes. The topic of the night was this country, what is happening, what has happened. And it's shameful and appalling. To tell you what I'm so mad about or what my dad is so mad about...I wouldn't even know where to start. Seriously. How do I start? Altantuya? ISA? Teoh's murder? Censorship of main medias? Racism in politics? Corruption?

I use to tease my dad about always talking about politics with his friends and the uncles. I use to tell him he was exaggerating. He's not. That's what's fucked up. He's not.

Bagaikan kacang lupakan kulit. Something like that. I wanted to do that so badly today. Just wash my hands clean, say I GIVE UP OKAY! YOU WIN! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS GAME YOU CALL MALAYSIA!

But when I think about it. If I don't care, a rakyat, a citizen of a country which I love so much, which I call home, if I don't care,

Who fucking will?

oO;

Jal. Do you still have that epic SMS i sent you when I failed my driving test or did it die along with your smexy-blue-flip-DanHumphrey-Motorola?

pls pls pls pls tell me you have a copy of it somewhere.

I had so much free time today (boss MIA due to FLU i managed to spread to him over the week), I literally read a year's worth of Rachel Yau's blog. No, i am not stalking. I am just merely looking for amusement and her blog is amusement. if you want to read, click on click.

that was when i stumbled across her post about failing driving, and I was reminded of how frustrated i was when i failed. i threatened to cabut the JPJ's janggut wei. Damn ganas. And the amount of swearing i did, this lifetime shall not be enough for forgiveness.

and now, nearly 2 years later, i am still a disaster of an excuse for driving.

i am NOT proud.


forward the sms to me if you ever find it. EPIC-ness.

P/S : why the fishsticks all the fashion ppl like to spam ppl's cbox wan ah? >.>

Capsicum 1

All of a sudden I had the urge to layan my tablet for the first time in don't know how long. I guess this is the first time I'm actually using it properly, and not just unpacking, installing it, draw a few lines and shove it aside for another 6 months.

This time around I've been more productive I guess. I thought I should train and get used to the tablet as it is quite hard. Not very used to it yet. This is what I came up with. I couldn't draw a figure cause it just ends up quite screwed up so I thought of the easiest thing to draw/paint, a capsicum! So here is it is,



I kinda like it. Compared to my real life paintings, i think this is better. But then the experience is different so its hard to compare but the steps and methods are the same I guess. Real life acrylic isn't as smooth as this I suppose. I used Corel Painter for this. I have to point out the lack of brush options for this as well so I made do with what I had.

Process...

1. Sketch (pencil)


2. Lighting study


3. Underpaint

4. Colour layer


5. Finishing

Well if you're not too enthusiastic about it because its not too realistic and too detailed, it is not suppose to be. It is meant to look somewhat accurate and realistic from a distance so yea, just to add a disclaimer/warning/explanation first haha. Did it quite fast I think, definitely not 4 hours.

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