YUCK

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! im feeling very Britney Spears at the mo!!!!!!!!! This is to diee!!!!

Ms. Annie took my cellphone away from me!!! It was all so melodramatic, like some chinese soap opera played in black and white starring me and the Biology teacher. Summarizing, I was actually in the middle of texting Tiff from across the class to tell Irene to zip her pants because she forgot and was making a total fool out of herself standing in front of the class giving answers. I mean, hello??? I was being totally nice right? If she was a guy I would have told her myself, but she evidently isn't. You can't expect moi to tell her, how tres' perv will that sound? And I can't just NOT say anything can I? she was standing right in front of EVERYONE.
(i was so omg at this point)

Ekk. I cannot believe she stole my precious away from me because i was texting to save someone from a major humi-M!!! this is so Encik Allen and she doesn't even know it. and I can't exactly defend myself! WHAT was I gonna say? "Oh sorry, Miss, I had to text Tiffy to tell Irene to zip her pants??" zomg. imagine. doesn't it sound all wrong already?

so, in case any of you thought I've gone and taken a very dramatic, glamorous disappearance bout. I am not. Call me at home if you need anything (which i know you will)

it worsens, Iven also conviniently told me to lose weight whilst i was wiping the whiteboard today. so much for thinking i've slimmed down yesterday.

i swear, i'm never doing anything nice ever. life is more glam that way. do you now understand why i feel so Britney???? (fat and miserable) You FEEEL me????
xoxo

PS : I also spotted a homeless man jerking off in public. O.M.G. i'm saving this story for another day. wait for it.