1st Year

As we come to the final close of 2008, it seems only proper that one such as moi took the time to reflect and regroup. And so should the both of you. I expect similar posts in time.

Do not summarize your year tho, just highlight the lessons learnt from it. It's impossible to paraphrase this year anyway; it has been a tres' eventful one.

so for my bit...

1. Dealing with loneliness. tragically, this year has been a lot of just this. From dealing with working at TGIF, driving school, the absence of Taman SEA, my new college and my missing support of friends; this virtue has been taught well.

loneliness I realized, is just a state of mind. Those who fear it, fear death itself. For when we leave; we leave alone - the same way we came in.

2. Freedom. jal would agree with me on this one. driving licence and cars. need I say more? I love this new development in 2008; everything fun I did would be impossible without this. Agreed? ;)

3. Self-esteem. Yep. Learnt to do things my way and stop being pushed around. I do what I want and not because everybody is doing it. Sarah would understand. i've become a proactive protagonist and have reached the point of dealing with problems. that last bit was for Jal (i apply that which i learn my friend!)

4. The importance of my friends. cliche as it sounds, i find when applied to life, this is extremely true. you just need to be able to highlight the importance. thank you for shouldering my burdens this year.

5. Minusing the delusional factor. i've stopped deluding myself into wanting reality to go my way. Delusions infest every area in life; they are no exceptions. Examples :

Friend seems to be taking advantage of you and you're angry? You've deluded yourself into wanting the perfect friend then. and you're frustrated because reality isn't following your game plan.

Plan something exciting and it fails in the end? delusions again. big mistake there for imagining something wonderful, should have been more realistic.

I've discarded myself completely of such delusions; and yes these examples were taken from personal experience. And another yes, I find myself much happier just dealing with things that cannot be changed.

I hope i find more of such delusions haunting life.

Past aside, my new year's resolution?

I WANT TO GET FANTASTIC RESULTS FOR MED SCHOOL
and hopefully, take up watercolour painting classes.

happy new year to you and your family,
from yours truly,
minggg

Welcome 2009!!

sexymingggg checking in! Turns out this Christmas was a tres' exciting one (involving excessive amount of stuffed turkeys and loud relatives) and the days after Christmas were even more exciting!

Presenting the syiok sendiri group who attended Country Heights for three days ;D

This is us; paying my dear old (coughs) hometown a visit! The fabulous famous Seremban laksa!

Night walk around the area. This house is to dieeeee. I swear. It's like a huge piece of land with 4/5 houses in it. You know? Like in the movies, the mansions have east wing, west wing blah blah? yep. that big!

Me and darling taking picture with a Mercedes SLK whatchamacallit. Can have sex with it man.

D gorgeous pool. too bad it was so isolated we were the only people swimming. was hoping to meet some rich people and befriending them there! tee heee!~

When we were about to leave it rained pulak...

Then it stopped raining... super pms weather!

Me and Sarah. Doing the smelly superman pose.

Take #1

Take #2

Take #3

Take #4

Take #5
The only reason my face super goblot in the first few pics was because Wee Kiat was squishing me towards Sarah okay. real life i damn hot wan; don play play.

finally. a nice picture =D

Wee Kiat bought this for Sarah's Christmas present. SHOOOO CUTE?????!!!!!!!

Us posing with the cuteness

and again.

Tangerine oranges. finished 1kg plus in about 30 mins!

The place where we stayed.

It was a wonderful trip. Eat sleep and play all day only. haha. This is d life babeh! Too bad we don't have any pictures of our Kajang trip on the first night. Ate super awesome satay man! ;P

New Years is coming in two days time ;( I don't want to go back to college....
xoxo.

A Year End Review -- brought to you by Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein : First of all, a Merry Christmas to you C.K. and thanks for taking time to meet up with me to have a little chat.

C.K. : Merry Christmas to you too Calvin. No, no, the pleasure is all mine.

C.K. : How has Christmas been treating you?

C.K. : So far so good I guess. Had a nice time at church this morning and then work was as if not working at all so overall it's been a relaxing day.

C.K. : Sounds fantastic. What about yesterday, Christmas eve?

C.K. : *Exhales deeply* Yesterday was a different story. It totally lived to its hype as being one of the biggest days in the Friday's calendar. Ever since 8p.m. onwards, I had worked non-stop. Orders, requests, bussing, running food and drinks you name it. The restaurant was packed top down. However there were a lot of staff on duty so we could manage. The kiamsiap menu contributed as well.

C.K. : Anything special happened?

C.K. : Well I can't really remember much other than a lot of running but I believe someone proposed to his girlfriend.

C.K. : Wow! What did she say?

C.K. : Most probably it was a yes. Then again it is really hard to say no in these kind of occasions don't you think? I mean you are cornered by so many people and anything else but a yes would shatter the poor boy's hearts to smithereens. It is quite unfair for the female party really.

C.K. : True that, but its part of the romanticism of it all don't you think?

C.K. : Well it is somewhat. However, the more important issue to be addressed here is the peer pressure. Marriage is probably one of the last decisions that you would want to make based on peer pressure. Of course when you're in the moment you won't realize it is peer pressure, but once you are boarding the flight to your honeymoon, you would probably go, " F***!".

C.K. : *chuckles* You really crack me up C.K.. Since you're in the mood, let's move on to the main questions shall we?

C.K. : *LOL* Sure thing.

C.K. : How was your 2-0-0-8?


- End of Part 1. To be continued.

Merry Christmas!

I need a breather and GossipGirl pronto, else I'll go nuts.

What is wrong with everyone recently? it seems like being flaky is the in thing right now. I don't normally do this on the blog, but desperate times calls for desperate measures.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

You bet I'm pissed off. I absolutely despise flakers, and if you don't know what that means; you're probably the few people I'm bitching about. Next time spare the excuses and just be frank that you can't make it. Oh and don't do it five minutes before Christmas, it was such a spoiler. I was actually having a good time before that.

Obvy D since flaky is in right now, I shall employ it in the future as well. I have to keep up with today's trend, no?

having all that out, on a lighter note....

WAIT. there's no lighter note. My extended family are over at my place too and it's driving me up the wall. PATIENCE! Christmas should be the day for the Lord and I am NOT letting this spoil it. Today is not about me.

xoxo

Psst! Christmas is next week ;)

O. M .G

I never felt so sexy about a song since Missy Elliot's Lose Control. and that's saying a lot, that song was the queen of sexah.

But i'm telling you, Britney's new hit, Circus is giving Missy a run for her money. and the video is absolutely inspiring. The Queen is just one of those people that bring dance back to life. How i miss the good old days, just watching her. No true dancer can resist it's infectious beats.

click me, to listen and be amazed.

also! I caught Good Luck Chuck on HBO just now. it was pretty good, tho I can't stand JessiA. She's so pretty, it makes you sick. Dane Cook wasn't too bad either, beary funny guy. I suggest watching it.

Okay I'm pissed. Can't seem to load the whole poster, only the half with Dane Cook in it. URGH.

There's a racier movie poster with Dane Cook in his tighty blackies hugging JessiA. But let's just keep this blog 18 below friendly okay?

whats a ming blogpost without some sex isn't it? ;)

xoxo.

Hold up!

CK?

what the hell is up with your post for Pete's sake?? I personally find all that "majorly", hyped up language ultra diu-nia-ma disturbing. It's one thing to be typing that myself, but to see you of all people, being bimbo? O.M.F.G Majorly? *to quote myself*

not that it's a bad thing. change is always a good! And i like this new optimistic CK. way better than the brooding, annoying silly old CK.

it's just so freaking scary and surprising. i need to c you pronto. what brought about the change?!
freaky freaky sneaky sneaky...

xoxo

Wayarles

Hey babes! Missed me? Probably not tapi I will muka tebal sikit and assume you all did and say I miss you all too! =D

First I should explain my hiatus la kan? The last 3 weeks or a month or so has been really super-duper busy for me. From Assignments --to--> Work --to--> Futsal --to--> Youth Camp Prep --to--> Youth Camp --to--> Catching up with sleep. College life don't get more harder than this.

So yea, I have been busy with all of the above. Assignments are pretty much done so thats one less gorilla off my back. Work will stay for awhile I guess, have set a new goal for myself which is to earn myself a bamboo tablet! (Just want to apologize to my fingers for putting em' through the grind and risk them ending up like Sutha's leg 0.0, inside joke). Then there is futsal. Man I haven't ran so much in months but had a great time with the guys. (a tip from me, never play futsal before work.. not funny i tell you, not funny..)

Then comes Youth Camp...

WOOHOOOO!!!MAJORLY!!

Camp rocked socks and shoes and kayaks man. Well you might say I'm biased since I am part of the committee but seriously it rocked. Thank God it was held somewhere other than Peacehaven, this time in a NS camp. The place, Benum Hill Resort, was uber huge, packing a lake, football field, basketball court, futsal court, flying fox and stuff. Above all though, was the fulfillment of the camp theme, which is Encountering God! We had the benefit of the 1AM band (for those who went for L.O.U.D. concert, they were the band with the uber chun video and a guitarist that looks like Cheng Hong) and their ever animated pastor, Pastor Cathryn to preach to us and help usher in God's presence. Of course not forgetting when Chee Kong is involved in planning games, it ends up being out of this world, and it was. Lol jk, all glory and praise to God!

But going through that has increased my sleeping debts to idunnohowmanyhours and signs are showing that I need to pay them off, urgently.

Oh yea! What's a CK post without a bit of geek? After more than a month of resisting, I finally got my PC a Belkin N Wireless Adapter. Long story short, its something like a thumbdrive that allows your PC to go online wirelessly! But its not a modem. I am totally for wireless technology. My keyboard is wireless, my mouse was previously wireless but it eats too much cheese and now my internet is wireless too. I mean, why not?

Get in!

Please watch in HQ

ZOMG

I just had zei' most horrendous epiphany in the history of horrendous epiphanies!!!

Breaking Dawn was the last book of the Twilight SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHITCAKES MUTHA(inserts the word you all know so well here)

I have been totally blind to the fact that Midnight Sun is just Twilight retold from Edward's point of view. I read from Stephanie Meyer's page that she'd be launching another book named (very appropriately) Midnight Sun, which kind off fits with the titles of the rest of her volumes. can you blame me for having some form of hope???

so i kinda assumed (AND misleading information from die-hard classmates who will never willingly let the saga end added to it) that another book shall be written to continue the story.

but evidently, it's so not happening.

I am tres' upset right now. and if you don't understand my sudden groupies obessesion, please link elsewhere cunt-faces.

also check this :
(taken from the official Meyer webbie)

As some of you may have heard, my partial draft of Midnight Sun was illegally posted on the Internet and has since been virally distributed without my knowledge or permission or the knowledge or permission of my publisher.

(OMG, like who wouldn't I sleep with to get my hands on that but i shall not digress)

So where does this leave Midnight Sun? My first feeling was that there was no way to continue. Writing isn't like math; in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything. If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn't dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.

fuckers. it's all your horrid non-self respecting online distributors out there that has destroyed the lovely story that is Twilight okay. if she didn't feel so discouraged, she might consider writing another book!!!!!!

fuck lah. someone hire her a therapist please, you'd be doing us all a favour. now she won't even rewrite Twilight from another POV. Fat chance she'll write any book. Veli Good.

-for the full story. click here

Are you outraged or are you outraged you tell me.....
xoxo

Poll

"China, 3000 years ago. General Song, an old 80+ man, under the strict orders of the Emperor of China, led an army consisting of 12 different Chinese ethnicities, into Nangan, for a takeover. He and his men sounded the trumpets and as soon as the trumpets were heard, the men shouted, then they charged straight into Nangan and took it. They utterly destroyed all in Nangan, both men and women, young and old, oxen, sheep, asses, etc. with the edge of the sword. Then they burned the whole city and everything in it, but they put the silver and gold and the articles of bronze and iron into the treasury of the Emperor."

Do you think General Song and his army acted rightly or not?

A. I approve. Totally.

B. I partially approve/disapprove.

C. I disapprove. Totally.

This was conducted by a psychologist on children from 8-14 years. Please pick an answer and give a reason for your answer as comments. Please do not Google or look for this test or in anyway do anything that can affect your honest answer.

The collected results will be my next post. Yay!

2008. you're leaving already?

One semester down, just two more to go.

I cannot believe all that complaining and bitching about Taylors has amounted to half a year already. it's hardly belieavable. even more apalling is the likes of Estee and Sam have already graduated. tsk tsk. how my children are growing up ;P

on a lighter note, i saw twilight yesterday. It was good, so unlike the reviews- people are so pessimistic just because they've read the books. i've read the books too, and i don't find the movie dissapointing! so suck it you bitches.

in replacement of being a bad movie, twilight is actually alot like emotional porn. it makes you feel so good, i will deem it the cake of all emotional orgasm. period.

and i cannot believe the females in the cinema actually squealed when Edward Cullen first appeared in the movie. i've read that happening in some reviews, but for it to actually happen?? freako-ish man. i don't really understand the edward hype. except maybe the part where he was playing that song for Bella on the grand piano. sacre bleu' much?? Director's really shouldn't film scenes like that, not at least without a pre-warning that faint hearted helpless romantics should beware. people could actually die from the romance of it.

as for everything else in life. beautifoool i say. i've finally seen and catched up with my babies, and thats all that matters ;)

xoxo

so heres my story...

OK. srsly. what is happening to you guys?? Have you both decided to take a very dramatic and glamorous disappearance retreat and not tell me about it? Guys, don't i sound ultra distressed and yet, i hear nothing from the two of you?

i'm also hyperventilating at the frequency of a bee's wings right now, which probably is like 5 kazillion flutters per half second. exams are just two days away. did i stress, how much i hate countdowns?? they're soo un-fab, say for eg. the countdown to new years eve- so much dissapointment there! You always expect so much (an episode of Friends is to be blamed for this) and end up getting so little. it's pretty much like sex.

and about my totally O.M.G story. Yes Lisa, i have not mistaken. said homeless man was jacking off in public. it all happened like this. i was rushing home after a taxing day in college, trying my best to run in my extremely heavy sling bag (i swear, fashion is such a drag) and there was this section where this hawker shop was closed or something lame like that. and! there was a man sitting on some rotten piece of wood, eyes closed, muttering to himself. it wasn't until i actually passed by him that i saw the whole of his right hand inside the front of his pants!

i was so O.M.G at this moment. if you know me, you can imagine.

backing up to the story, to put it simply, i saw alot of hand action going on down there. it was as vigorous as Beyonce's bootie when she sang Baby Boy live. i swear on my life. and obvy D he was probably fantasizing about some PlayBoy bunneh or sumfin and muttering to himself - which explains the closed eyes and the mutterings.

some of my coll friends even went to the extent, asking me if i actually saw him come. O.M.F.G majorly??? of course i wasn't gonna stick around to find out if he could fire or not!! i HAD to take advantage of the fact that he didn't see me seeing him (because his eyes were closed) else God only knows what he would have done to me. i radiate alot of sexual aura ok?


ekk! goosebumps right now. thats all for my exclusively traumatizing experience with a man in public. i never thought i lived to see a day where a man was jacking off in front of me. so. not. needed. you see what i mean? life is such a majorly HUGE dissapointment.

xoxo.

YUCK

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! im feeling very Britney Spears at the mo!!!!!!!!! This is to diee!!!!

Ms. Annie took my cellphone away from me!!! It was all so melodramatic, like some chinese soap opera played in black and white starring me and the Biology teacher. Summarizing, I was actually in the middle of texting Tiff from across the class to tell Irene to zip her pants because she forgot and was making a total fool out of herself standing in front of the class giving answers. I mean, hello??? I was being totally nice right? If she was a guy I would have told her myself, but she evidently isn't. You can't expect moi to tell her, how tres' perv will that sound? And I can't just NOT say anything can I? she was standing right in front of EVERYONE.
(i was so omg at this point)

Ekk. I cannot believe she stole my precious away from me because i was texting to save someone from a major humi-M!!! this is so Encik Allen and she doesn't even know it. and I can't exactly defend myself! WHAT was I gonna say? "Oh sorry, Miss, I had to text Tiffy to tell Irene to zip her pants??" zomg. imagine. doesn't it sound all wrong already?

so, in case any of you thought I've gone and taken a very dramatic, glamorous disappearance bout. I am not. Call me at home if you need anything (which i know you will)

it worsens, Iven also conviniently told me to lose weight whilst i was wiping the whiteboard today. so much for thinking i've slimmed down yesterday.

i swear, i'm never doing anything nice ever. life is more glam that way. do you now understand why i feel so Britney???? (fat and miserable) You FEEEL me????
xoxo

PS : I also spotted a homeless man jerking off in public. O.M.G. i'm saving this story for another day. wait for it.

Oh G,

I swear, I am more afraid of exams than I am of the Saudis witholding their precious oil.

Not because it's stressful or anything (not that it isn't) but it's making life devastatingly un-fab for me. I feel depressed so often, i'm losing weight. Which probably is the silver lining of this obstacle "so they say".

And to my darling, it's okay to be paranoid, even if there's absolutely nothing to be paranoid about. Put it this way, all girlfriends have to be paranoid about their bfs sub-conciously. That way, when something is up, everyone can't tell you "I told you so" and you'll feel better about it. But if nothing is up, well, at least you're playing the cards right and being safe. You get me? It's a little like that whole Saudi thing all over again, coming back to my case in point. You just have to learn how to do it subtlely.

AM I absolutely spot on or what?
i'll host a paranoia party for you when my ickie exams are over

xoxo.

Poppin' 'em Pills

Gaining wisdom is a, effing ham7 painful process, if you know what I'm talking about. Of course you don't.

I'm talking about the wisdom tooth homie. The tooth that supposedly comes out only when one has come of age and achieved a level of maturity (I seem to be disproving this myth though, much to Ming's demise). But at what price? Excruciating pain for a useless mandibular third molar? Hell I didn't even want them in the first place!

But my rants are in vain. Who can ever fully understand the biological conundrum that is the human body except for the Maker?

I don't mind if it just quietly emerge from within my gums and minding its own business but no, it had to make itself known by throwing a big party through an inflammation that kept me up all night. The best part is that it isn't even visible yet! Good la good. You wouldn't wanna know what methods I resolved to suppress the pain, which were all in vain. To help you understand the nature of the pain better, it's as if you were giving birth. I think that is fairly accurate.

However I have consulted the doc' and he worked his magic, which is how I came to meet my new friend, Mr. Painkiller. I don't think anybody in this world appreciates the miracle that is the painkiller except for me and House. Just pop one in and it's Hakuna Matata. No more almost exploding gum sensation, no more hanging plastic bags on your face and it re-enables your ability to enjoy swallowing again. This phenomenon brings the phrase "One-Stop Solution" to a whole new level.

I guess this is the miracle of which they call modern medicine. Go Ming go!

Oh! it is love

just something to laugh about :

Salad Fingers

totally. it's one of those things that make life all the brighter because you know you're not the stupidest thing on Earth. in actuality you might be, (because Salad Fingers is imaginary and made) but the stupidest person on Earth wouldn't be able to figure that out anyway.

why i find this so amusing, is owing to the fact that i'm feeling pretty stupid right now; all thanks to the AS past year papers. A PA one week before the exams is so not cool. i'm going through a very difficult phase in life right now you bitches, do something!

you know fuck? yeaaaah very good. fuck you then.
- quote sumitha
xx

Why I sometimes drive with the radio off

Just came back from Spanish class. The drive back home was annoying on the account of the radio. Certain diptera naming, don'tz knowz howz toz spellz radio stations were the root of this vexation.

I actually went through all the channels I had hot buttoned on my radio ie 1 2 3 4 5 6. 1 through 6 were adverts. All of them promoting something or another.

On Diptera FM you had a mobile phone service provider, paying big bucks to an advertising company, to come up with ultimately, an avian influenced advert. Subscribe to us, cause we have a certain winged animal(that tastes incredibly tasty done Peking-style), as our mascot?

On Don'tz Knowz Howz Toz Spellz, we had a couple complaining that their son kept having dreams about a certain two-legged, gloved wearing, pants with two buttons wearing rodent. And their brilliant plan to relieve their son of these rodent infested nightmares is, 'Let's bring him to NZX, as they are having a Disneylandish carnival there'. Yeah, when my son has recurring nightmares about a talking mouse who has a yellow dog and a duck as a friend, I bring him to the one place in Malaysia that is FILLED with these characters. Some one better call child services.

On channel 6, ...as-a-feather FM, the station famed for the older generation (however in denial they are of this fact;- as-a-feather FM purports that they also cater for the younger generation eg Saturday Night Fever). We literally have on 'call 1800 now to get rid of those pesky termites', 'buy our prunes for better bowel movements' etc etc.

I understand that adverts are how radio stations earn a decent revenue, but come on, when one is stuck in a jam or when one drives a 13 year old Proton Seems to Always Give Anger that doesn't have a CD player, one would like to listen to some music, not some lackluster pair of voice actors talking about going to some optician to get a pair of spectacles claiming that they 'make you look SOOooooOO much younger!'.

However, when music DOES come on in the end, well, this might not be the station's fault, I always find myself disappointed. Don't know if it's just me, but I'm kinda tired of listening to a trio of brothers wondering about a "baby...turn(ing) the temperature hotter" as they seem to be "slippin' into lava" and they unfortunately are "burnin' up, burnin' up, baby".

The worst came when I was reminded of a time when someone complained that I didn't contribute enough to the environment. In other words, I wasn't 'green' enough. What sparked this sudden reminiscence, was another of DontzKnowzHowzTozSpellz's out reach programs. The guest artist used the power of the media to deliver this message, I quote, "Save a plastic, save the world".

I love Heroes references as much as the next guy, but this time, not so much.

I do my part for the environment in an almost indirect way. I switch off the lights when I leave the room and turn off the tap when not in use. My intentions not for a better environment but to save money on bills. I don't litter or throw my trash into the ocean for the sole reason I support a cleaner city and clearer oceans (I love Pulau Redang).

Furthermore, I despise the idea of doing a good when it inconveniences you in turn. Eg, you will never see me contemplating the use of the air-con when I want to. You will never see me contemplating an alternative route to the mall when I have a (im)perfectly functional car filled with petrol on the driveway.

Then someone comes along and tells me that I'm not green enough because I use plastic bags? I'm not green enough because I throw my aluminium cans in the trash can and not the trash can of a different colour?

That's why I always question those who so believe that they are for the environment. I am too for the environment, I don't want polar bears out of a place to live, I don't want an increase in skin cancer cases. But when someone comes out to say I'm not green ENOUGH? I ask them the same. Cause the fact is, they probably aren't either.

Crazy huh? How many things can be stirred up just because I decided to turn the dial on my radio to the right.

Note to self: Get CD player. Quick.

wb

surprised to hear from me? i betcha. apologies for the long hiatus, i know what a dread it is to be deprived of your daily dose of moi pie. but no worries, i am far from extinct. just something horrible moved into my house haunting all members of the household, namely, exams.

don't worry. last i check, it will move out by the end of Dec the 8th.

gossip?

oo. i heard enough these past few weeks to make your hair curl. but as per usual, i shall keep you in suspense until i gather enough information to prove my suspicions true. keep your panties on.

happenings?

SAM 08' Prom night checking in! some of you might wonder what the hell does an A-lvl student like me got nething' to do with SAM? the answer is simple. i'm hot and i talk about whats hot at the mo. so i hope you hopefuls have prepared yourselves well. it's only two days away. i wonder who will win best dressed? and will the best dressed title be any worth at all??

too bad im anything but in the middle of all the drama. but rest be assured, i won't let the event go uncovered without my private eyes keeping a l-d for me.

nothing stays secret bitches.
and look forward to the holidays, it's the beggining of the end.
xoxo

Harvey Headbanger

It's been a long time coming.. so here it comes. Introducing my web album/gallery! Planned to launch it almost 2 weeks ago but oh well.. shy I guess. Check it out and tell me what you think.

Click

If you were wondering why is there so little stuff there or what happened to my other stuff, well if you haven't already know, my other hard drive crashed out about 9 months ago. Tres' sad I know.

'Don't hit my car'

Why 'Baby on board'?

Why do those signs people put on their back windscreens have to say Baby on board?

Just because they let it be known to other drivers on the road that they might or might not have a baby in their car, what?

We're not supposed to hit them? We're supposed to be more careful? And if they don't have a baby, we go Fast and Furious on them?

Please! Whether or not I have a baby in my 12 year old blue Saga, with the upper left corner of my back windscreen dominated by a red P sticker (the misinformed always think it's on the right hand corner), doesn't change the fact you shouldn't ram me my car from behind.

Imagine we all have signs informing other drivers what's in our cars:

'Persian cat on board'

'Married couple on board. If you see this after 28/11/09: Baby on board'

'Single woman 21, loves long walks on beach, looking for adventurous man to complete life on board'

'Man who religiously horns if horny on board. Overtake with caution'

No matter the contents of the car, all of the above and more are equally deserving of not getting into an accident.

'Baby on board'. Pfft.

sneak post

hey doods!~ i know i said i'll be officially grounding myself (nothing specific about coming online tho) but this is too hot not to talk about!!!

my brother finally bought the XBOX 360.

yes. i can hear your squeals of delight all the way from PJ cheeks. but he didn't buy Halo- I will personally see to that. not that i'm into that sorta game and all, but i wanna see whats the fuss all about. and it would be nice to have smth for you guys to play when you sleepover during december rightt? (ahh im such a worthy bff)

sounds bagus atau tidak?

and avid readers. the Inheritance cycle is oMFG. srsly. i screamed so loud towards the last few chapters of Brisingr. i'm thirsty for more ;( why is it authors always have to leave you hanging and waiting for the next book for years (Harry Potter is the essential example) i hate and love you Christopher Paolini (although you're not very DDG-ish)

but you do make Eragon sound DDG. which is... uhm... chun. haha. for those of you waiting to read it, wait till you find out why the book was named Brisingr.
goodstuff it is!

xoxo.

Yay bama

can anyone like, go anywhere, without freaking hearing about Obama today?

srsly. i'm glad he won and all, but isn't it kinda obvious he was going to win anyway? people have even started pre-party-ing Obama would win the elections, way before the actual election even started!! (Americans that is, Msians party nuts arh, sibuk)

andd judging by the enthusiasm in which CNN reports, Sarah's *inserts cough here* "good" speeches, Obama so obvyD had it in the bag. so! the better question stands now. do you think he'll make a good president? i mean, technically; being mr.P of the United States of America is being MrBIG-P of the world-what with the secret agents, and their uncanny ability to destabilize and monopolize world economics.

ooo the secret services.. wouldn't mind getting into some trouble with them. i bet candidates have to have sexy written all over their resumes. have you seen how smexy they look on TV?

i better shut up now before i digress any further. jals is going to kill me for turning this hot sensitive topic into something materialistic and gossipy. apologies mate!

see you both after my exams ;(
im officially grounding myself as of today.
xoxo

we're pretty cute for two ugly people

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

omgg.. shoo cute. i love the Juno Soundtrack. click me to listen. somehow, the girl kinda reminds me of you Lisa, in a non-pregnant way. i mean shes sarcastic enough, and at all the inappropriate times also! (ahem, macam u je ie. the remarks you made to the indian mad robber)

sigh. if only all relationships were so ridiculous, cool and turns out so sweet in the end. evidently, the real thang is so much more complicated and (for lack of a better word), ickie. i mean, how often do you actually hear of a totally sweet (enviable) relationship these days? what happened to old school romance (guys being the totally romantic gentleman) that, it seems, is tres' too much to ask for these days.

well don't worry babes. the ideal man is NOT out there. no point waiting. settle for something less or just stay single for life and fuck every hot (shithole-y) man you see. double fives to the ideal life- its the only way to live and be happy (experimentally true)

sorry if i totally killed you hopeless romantics.
then again, you hopeless romantics shouldn't be reading ze blog at all. go read some emo and expressive blog like Lee-sah's at the mo. (couldn't resist Lis! tee hee)

and a pic from Halloween babes.
xoxo
PS : Sarah Jess. i WILL blackmail both of you. jajaja.

hallow-een

As per honouring the tradition of Halloween, my friend, mr-kimbabbadibab took things to a whole new level. check this babes, isn't it awesome or isn't it awesome?

ewww. a vampire is trying to bite fanty-moi, and all suzeney can do is pose? euck.

andd, this year is a good year. i never really celebrated halloween before (although i tried to countless times in the past, to no avail) but this year sooo no SPDV! let's do this again some other time bitches!!! it was so fun. and no you pervy-pervs, we didn't lose our virginity. just some clean fun for the ghostly night. and Sarah, i can now blackmail you after all those things you said last night ;) (same goes for you Jess)

xx

bid halloween goodbye fabulous people, you and i know xcatly what that means. Christmas is just around the corner ;) -kyeling will be home and everyone will be on break. isn't life just tres fab. I for one, can't wait. imagine the gossip with all that free time? my nails hurt just thinking of it.

fingers crossed for a good november and december.
xoxo

In S.S. I Trust

Halloween is tomorrow. Those who said real men wear pink probably haven't met this guy yet...











Optical illusion.

Again.

Masked Rider's twice removed cousin.

Masked Rider's twice removed cousin, dancing.

Kumbang Kekura Go!

Kumbang sense. Kring, kring! Kring, kring!

Betapa gayanya Ladybug Man bersama Pepijat Beroda-nya.

Final Attack!

Ape~? Abang nak lagi~?


.

fixxx you

Sarah Jessica Parker and a Pig ;)

you guys should totally watch the Korean Movie; 200 pounds beauty.
i cried bucketloads. i know i'm kinda notorious for crying over every emo movie, rendering my comment irrelevant, but srsly, this movie is totally off its hooks. no kidss.

i know lah, abit out-date. plenty have seen it already. but, whatev. at least i'm hot and you're not. go get plastic surgery lah cunts. muahaha. random fuck eh?
xoxo

energizer : music?

ahh. theres nothing like cool mist, the dawning Sun, a cup of hot tea at freezing McDs (oxymoron much?), a good read and Coldplay blotting the world out on your headphones; to start your morning. isn't fix you like the most haunting song ever? in a good way. i had a great morning...

until some annoyingly noisy group of people from Sri KL popped by to have breakfast and I had to tone up my music, spoiling my perfect Devil Wears Prada morning. Coldplay on loud is tres' potong steam you know kids? go read the newspaper or something. Obama assasination plot whatshit.

anyhoo! today is a fabbity fab fab dayy nonetheless. Alicia brought me my fabulus copy of Brisingr (the huge and totally going to Brazil version, three fives bitches) ANND she got it on sale at the MPH Warehouse!! It was only 50 bucks! Like fuck me and go to heaven already right? the lovely book is now on its throne in my precious bookshelf, fresh pages to be read... ahhhh can't wait till the weekend. i'm dying to know what happened to Eragon.

in any case. good luck you SAM-ers and MUFY-ers. I know exams are like moving into your house practically.

here you go cunts. a picture that i apparently do not do very often.
this face expensive lah ;)
xoxo babes.

Love, from me.

rule no # 01 for being me, a happy, blissful, contented bitch.
do not watch romantic movies that are serious. romantic comedies are okay, since they're silly. but movies like the notebook, do not go looking for trouble.

sigh

xoxo.

Java Chip Frap, don't mess me

okay, had a total 3 O'clock today at Jaya One, the Square with the Jitler. it was to die for. i mean, do they make em' any hotter than that?? srsly, it really hurts your neck to keep glancing the direction of said hotness. it's very tiring and stressful AND can only be recovered by some serious Java Chip Frapuccino from Starbucks or a nice massage.

also! my LAN finals for M-lamo-Studies are behind me right now. beyond baby! no more tiresome copying during class tests, which mind you, requires alot of neck activity. probably second to eyeing up good-lookings. if you're form 5 now and is going to college next year, you'll get my drift when your icky LAN exams come around.

also also! went to the warehouse sales that you bitches failed to invite me to. (you know who you are!) but i'm not angree. just like calling everyone a bitch these days. it was beyond fabbity fab fab. too bad they weren't lots of pull and bear stuff (would have had an instant orgasm on the spot if the sweater i wanted was being sold cheap)

but girlfriends, you have to take a look. i mean, anyone whos anyone has went there. you wouldn't believe the knockout mark downs for Zara stuff. it's like fucking everywhere cheap! it's like "Get OUT no wayyyyy fucking cheap!!!!!". srsly. but but! be forewarned, it's quite hard to find things if you're not patient, so this kind of shopping; so not for the weak hearted.

Venue : Next to Colgate Palmolive near Jaya 33
Time : 10am - 7pm (tho, only the losers go late and pick up loser things)
*it's until Sunday.

just thought I'd spread the love.....
xxoo.

HaiClue

Missus peacock did

it in the library

with a candlestick

Oh sunny day, where have you gone?

Isn't it so like the generic male to comment about the weather? Well the current situation of the weather is definitely significant enough to comment on. It has been raining non-stop for I don't know how long now. Today, yesterday, day before yesterday, day day before yesterday, you get the program. I'm particularly annoyed by this occurrence because I rempit(w/ helmet) to college and work everyday and its no-kidding-ly dangerous, which my little mishap last week help me realize. It is so troublesome to be a motorcyclist when it rains. Without the obvious protection that our 4-wheeled counterpart has, we have to wear special suits to protect ourselves from the rain and the feeling you get is very irritating. But enough of that rant, since things obviously ain't going to be changing anytime soon.

Zooming out, this month has been really, twreally, threally eventful, enough to make you wish you had extra fingers and toes to count them. Today was no different. I had been looking forward to this day for more than a month already. Today is the day they announce the winners of the Wacom Concept Art contest, which I took the liberty to participate. I have to be honest, something inside of me made me feel really confident about winning, which today I found out I didn't. However I am not bitter but instead humbled by the winners and their entries. Nonetheless I am still disappointed. I really wanted to win the tablet. Every time I think of owning one, it would give me an injection of ambition and inspiration. Oh well, I'll have to find another way to get one I guess =|.

Other than these, I guess everything else has been on the upside which is two thumbs up. Doods, I hope I'll get to participate in Fridays as I try to sort out my schedule. Do keep it alive. Oh well, I better not overdo my unexpected use of my sister's laptop. So long, for now.

P.S: For some new dose of indie music, check out MGMT - Kids, Jupiter One - Platform Moon, Kasabian - Fast Fuse and the band Black Kids (their whole album is awesome)

Google

What would I do without you. everyone googles everyone and everything these days. you can find anything on google. you can even get super nice pictures on google images. and you can even google moi, and probably the word bitch comes out; but thats not the point.

srsly gffs. take for example today, I was dying to know the lyrics to MC's 7 things, so i googled it. And yesterday I had to finish my research on motion and i googled it. And the day before that i wondered what would happen if i put in lee-sah bodoh, so obvy D i googled it.

even now, i bet you're all google-ing lee-sah bodoh to see what happens.

well, fuck you all. my google baked on me just a minute ago. Ewwwww. And now i need to google something on gossip girl and vocabs for my book, but obvy D I can't. Ew ew. I mean srsly, isn't it like beyond. I feel like fainting, literally.

appreciate what you have at the mo. google is last thing to be taken for granted babes. srsly. some people rule the Earth using google. how do you think presidents hire private assasins to kill political opponents? google-ing while they are whitening their teeths at the spa or having a fake bake; like duh? their profiles are all over google. srsly!

xoxo


... (3 hours later)

Yay me-ness. my trusty google is fuctional and back from its untimely holiday. back on track to bigger more important things (ie. shoes) . have you guys totally noticed the classic slip-on shoes that were worn back in the 90s and are now so very in? it's like the world's biggest fashion comeback. so i was having an online monitor-sexgasm via google just now, and i saw the awesomest of them at the Vans website.

click me to see awesome.

if you're lazy, lets do you a favour. here;

this, my fellow fashion front friends; is whats in. casual, sensual, carefree, classic, clean, simple and classy. with a nice pair of pressed shorts and a good button-down fitted short sleeved, you'll totally be channelling Chace Crawford in gossipgirl episode 2 season 2.

omg, i did not just recite that. but you guys all know im a total gossipgirl slave anyway. nothing new. as i was saying, the shoes are fawesome. if you're on a sexgasm, go look for it; im sure they sell them in other places, apart from Vans. Lacoste's got plenty i heard. and they're not too expensive compared to your primary leather loafers or nike sneakers.

they also come in other colours (click webbie) but I don't suggest the complicated patterns, they can be tacky if you don't dress it up nicely. ahh i'm totally going to Brazil just thinking about it. logging off now and promising to save up for my own pair....
xoxo.

Queens are never last season

whats hot this weekend? womanizer is.

if you haven't already caught on to the awesomeness that is QueenBritney's comeback. you are so last season. make way you other wannabe throne takers (ie. Rihanna, Xtina and all other babes) thank you soo much for warming up the seat for the fallen Queen. We all know a time comes when she'll be back to claim it.

srsly. what's hotter than a woman who has fallen into grace, gave us the dirt to gossip. and is now back with a bod to die for, bonus! a song bashing that annoyingly precarcious K-Fed we all love to hate? bow down or bow out chiquittas.

you have my word that the song is slavery-worthy. and you know my word is as good as a no-limit credit card during sale season.

stay tuned for a sexy update on aida's open house, which sadly CK missed. boohooo. not.
xoxo.

epiphany

sure. having a boytoy or chiqdoll is second best to having lots of money. and we all know it's the best feeling in the world to be in love.

but like summer, spring, fall and winter. love changes, doesnt it? who ever said that love lasted a lifetime has never truly been in love yet. the one thing that stays true forever? friends like you and me. not ordinary friends, but extraodinary people who know every single skeleton in your closet.

Take a leaf out of QueenS and B's book. fights? done that. gossiping, manipulating and sleeping with each other's boyfriends? definately. trying to ruin each other's future? omfg, can you believe even that isn't news?

and yet, they're tight. and if the symbols of all things evil and fabulous (sounds so much like me)can forgive. so can you.

conclusion? dial that number that you've been itching to since your last fight. call your B.F.F and tell them how much you miss them. because they will always be there for you; and you too. for them.

or, they might let some gossip slip, and you know life is over when that happens. in real life, wreckages like that don't just go away. so kiss kiss and make up quick.

everyone feeling the love yet?
xoxo.

G or NG?

Clocking in 9.39pm.

A day has barely passed and already hands are full of contradictions. J reckons going green is the manifestation of some idiot's mind, and CK; genuinely feels we need to start, else your perfect-little home is drowned.

how cute.

as for me? you know im not stupid enough to get my feet wet. i stay, as always, neutral. though i must add, green is all the rage these days. just be careful how you pull it off, more often than not green can be tacky; so don't go out in any green outfits unless certified by keen-trained fashion eyes. one mistake is all it takes for people to start gossiping.

newsflash today? : sighted ex-school mate, umbrella in one hand, girl in the other. is there a pre-test romance we've yet to hear about...? tut tut. someone hasn't been taking tips from me. i'll make sure to find out more...

and the weather these days? i'd say no better time to go out and get yourself a nice jacket or sweater. tis' the perfect excuse to wear extra layers and we totally digg extra layers at twoandahalfmen don't we? check in at your stores, the fall collections are nothing short of fabbity-fab.

one more day to the end of this never-ending week.
lets see what happens then.
xoxo.

the monstrosity that is CK's head from my trusty cellphone-cam. dood...

Bombings

It's bad enough that is raining like bulls and cows nowadays but the thunder is worse. It's as if they had brought the war on terrorism here and there is has been aerial bombings. The lightning has been pretty bad too. The lightning last Friday fried my router and on the following day, it took out my entire telephone line. Not to mention few days ago, it tore a part of my neighbour's roof off leaving a hole.

The weather certainly has been very inconvenient of late. These things kinda makes you think of what Al Gore is trying to tell us about the environment and global climate change. Maybe we should do something about it. I can definitely give up drinking off plastic bottles or start cycling to college(maybe) if it prevents us from living in shelters built because rising sea levels and the weather disallow us the freedom to roam freely on the Earth. Oh God, all these thoughts and images of a post-apocalyptic world is rushing through my head now. AHHHHHH~~~!

This semester seem to have a lot of subjects that require writing which I totally don't mind. Started web page design today and I think it's going to be fun. Others like sociology or marketing, we'll see.

Seis

1. Innocence is ignorance
Whoever says the lines "How I know? I'm innocent okay?" In normal people speak, it translates along the lines of "I don't know" or "Damnit. I'm stupid".

2. Alternateness is Normality
It is now common trend to "Dare to be different". To like the obscure and to object the norms. But alternateness is a trend. We have literature, fashion, music, art, movies etc; that label themselves indie, alternative etc.; these are the same people who coin terms like mainstream. And like trends, there will be a huge following of people. The ones that call themselves individuals, you are not alone.

3. Going green is overrated
If anyone says they are a supporter of the "Green" movement, ask them a few key questions

i. Do you drink bottled water?
The bottle water industry uses up to 1.5mil barrels of crude oil to manufacture their plastic. Enough to fuel a 100,000 cars for a year. The industry also uses vast amounts of fossil fuels to distribute their products. And only 25% of these bottles are recycled the rest are found in oceans, or landfills. Not so green.

ii. Do you eat meat?
Eating meat contributes more to greenhouse gases then they do driving a car. Contaminated runoff from slaughter houses (blood, guts, you know) are a major source of water pollution. Live stock (animals that are not dead, cows mainly) contributes 18% of greenhouse gases just from passing gas, farting, kentut etc. Thats more than all the trains, planes and automobiles put together. Not so green

iii. Do you drive a hybrid car?
Hybrid batteries contain nickel that is mostly mined and smelted in a plant in Ontario, a plant that has contributed so much to acid rain and air pollution that NASA uses the so called 'Dead Zone' to test their moon rovers. The nickel then has to be shipped off in large containers to a refinery in Europe, then to China to be made into 'nickel foam', then to Japan to manufacture, then into the car, then the car is shipped off into your hands. Combine all the energy needed to build and drive a hybrid, it's actually 50% more than to build and drive, well, this:

iv. But hybrids save on fuel.
Money maybe, because of this, more people are now more likely to drive, they may even consume more fuel than normal cars

Not so green.

4. Just ate a sunny-side-up-sandwich
It was yummy.

5. To those who need to go pee
Waterfalls, leaking faucet, running water.

6. Yes
I ran out of steam.

X rice?

Two days of school are over and it's about time to regroup. Maybe your internet connection has somehow failed (no surprise there), maybe you've made new friends and ignored old ones, or maybe you're just too busy at school; but whatever your excuses are, never be too busy to tell Jals. Methinks an rsvp xoxo should be no. 1 on your non-existent to do list, pronto.

xx

next on the newsflash : senior's AS exams and SAM finals in weeks.
indeedy, a time does come when all play must come to an end and all that work is going to have to pay off. it is times like this that makes one such as moi all jittery and out of action. yumcha? definately not. a random shopping spree? no ways, got exams to study for.

whatever happened to all play and no work made Kate Moss a supermodel?

in any case, i've got some pointers.
1. don't leave your party life out of perspective. keep in touch politely (but of course decline) with mates. you never know how far apart a few weeks of exams can steal your BFFs away. an exam is all it takes to bring a relationship from non-stop-talking, to 'what did i wanted to tell you last week?"
2. don't binge eat. all that weight is never going to come off by itself after exams. stay off the chocolates, it's a known afrodisiac; not a fucking genius pill for God's sake.
3. for you love-stricken fortunates, stay off the PDAs. tis' the season to be serious. kiss kiss and make up afterwards, i swear it'll be more passionate. Valentines is only months away, patience is a virtue ;)

that leaves nothing else to gossip about except chicken rice?
as we all know, none of you are all that observant. if you've noticed however, people stopped ordering chicken rice these days. in replacement? fried rice (prefrably thai-styled) is all the rage at the mo. feeling hungry anyone? i wonder how that substitition happened.

don't judge me for being boring.
noone's interesting around exam season.
i await your post, and CK, friday sounds fucksome.
xoxo.

LOL.

LOL.

No really I totally object a second battle. I propose a eternal ceasefire cause seriously I've squeezed every ounce of estrogen I can to reply with that response so spare me from the agony please. Oh and again I don't really understand most of what you typed so sorry >_<.

Anyway just to let you two know, that night when I cried over my modem, well its still down plus now my home phone wiring is also down so its double trouble and I wouldn't be online for quite sometime unless if I access the Internet from college so really its inconvenient.

But whatever, I have much good news to spread so Friday it is?

See ya.

P.S: Trivial is an understatement, but that is how we roll, Two and a Half Men style.

hear hear ;)

Surprised to hear from me? Don't be. Theres this online feud going on between an unidentified person (namely me, whats up with the the unknowns, BFFe?) and CK (I am trying very hard to keep your name in mystery) ; and its too hot not to talk about.

Guilty pleasure? girlfriend, you know me only too well. as we all know, my very existence centres around gossip and all things mundane, or was I just trying to be sacarstic?

get with the program! your head is neither hot enough to be gossip, neither boring enough to be called mundane for my pleasures.

football? so last season. rugby is the new shindig; ever since David Beckham left the football front in England, our eyes have been dead set on other potential athletes we would lovee to dress. so the football analogy? so yesterday.

but don't worry. all of us admire chivalry on your part. and the others are just secretly supporting me, because they love bitches. Noone openly supports the devil do they? so this time, the cat calls for your victory. i shall sip my soda and bury my face in shame.

so not happening.

until the next time we argue. xoxo.
you're totally my BffE, we argue over the most trivial things.

The World Cup spirit

Firstly, this is a response, not so much of a post. If some of us remember, we would know that the world cup promotes something which they call fairplay. Fair would mean I guess, equality, sportmanship and so on.

While the person below, whom I have established BFFe status with, attempts to deny me my guilty pleasure for this time, I in turn choose not to retaliate.

It should be noted however, that I indeed possess the ability to do just that. But it is within the goodwill our BFFe status that I CHOOSE not to deny him his guilty pleasure.

Although inappropriate but I guess, touché-d?

Down?

Such is the truth, that we live in an age of denial
where men who shave their heads think they all somehow managed

....

wait for it

....


to pull-off a Wentworth Miller look.
Reality check, there is only the Uno Wentworh Miller.

it's nothing personal towards you my friend, but sometimes I see fit to bring forth my role as your personal earth binder. It feels so good to be the stereotypical cynical bitch.

xx

tis season is the season of the rains.
be careful where you tread, and where you hang.
lots of people have slipped unknowingly.
bring out the sneakers and folded umbrellas.
this hujan is sticking around for weeks.
xoxo.

Ad time

Some of you might be familiar with this event called L.O.U.D. that my church had last year and some of you might not. For those who know, it's back! Well if you don't, then check this out...



What you saw was just one of the performances that is going to be on show during this year's edition of the event. If you're interested to see the whole thing and many other performances, then come over to my church on the 26th of October at, 5.30pm to 9pm. If its anything like last year, there will be some pre-concert events happening to get you pumped up and ready for the main concert. You could drop any inquiries in the chatbox and I'll get back to ya. Hope to see you there!

Gossip central

It would seem that when Raya comes around, the black hoogies come out to hunt.
And last Saturday, the bullseye was dead-set on Lisa's house.
omfg girlfriend, i am so shocked on your behalf.
i have enough experiences when it comes to getting robbbed.
But seriously, getting robbed at home while the you're at home??
that takes the cake, all robberies concerned.

xx

for those who I haven't already told, last last thursday my friends and I were robbed.
myself, this time being the third.
I didn't techinically lose much but my other friends,
Licia, Suzzie, Alphonsus and Shun Wei.
Lost books, ipods, cameras, voice recorders and shit.
AND, (yes that's not all) my friend's Vios got smashed in the driver's window.
SEE, we were at pasar malam chow yhang, so we parked our car near the park ryte?
Then. the fuckas came and robbed the car, because we left our bags in the boot.
when we came back from pasar malam. it was all gone like shezz-bangers during winter.
At this point, i would appreciate if you dont call us idiots for leaving our bags in the car.
Yes, khyli im talking about you.

Anyway, my point being; Malaysia is such a dangerous place,
and the police aren't hooting it for knuts.
sure, it happens alot.
but it doesn't mean they shouldn't pay attention when we lodge our reports.
I have personal experience here. ever tried lodging a report after being robbed?
it's like trying to talk to a bitch.
and i don't mean the slutty one or me.
srsly! should a doctor not treat a patient with common cold because it happens alot?
NO!
judge the scales you polices, it's tilting towards hell.

xx

GGF??! This blog has just totally become a gossip central hasn't it?
I hope you're okay Liss.
We lubb you and thank GOD you're okay.
anddd. dont hurt those that you love.
sometimes it's better to shut up.

***all information encoded here is true and certified and HAS happened.
you slllutss; im ready for your questioning.