Thursday, October 30, 2008

In S.S. I Trust

Halloween is tomorrow. Those who said real men wear pink probably haven't met this guy yet...











Optical illusion.

Again.

Masked Rider's twice removed cousin.

Masked Rider's twice removed cousin, dancing.

Kumbang Kekura Go!

Kumbang sense. Kring, kring! Kring, kring!

Betapa gayanya Ladybug Man bersama Pepijat Beroda-nya.

Final Attack!

Ape~? Abang nak lagi~?


.

fixxx you

Sarah Jessica Parker and a Pig ;)

you guys should totally watch the Korean Movie; 200 pounds beauty.
i cried bucketloads. i know i'm kinda notorious for crying over every emo movie, rendering my comment irrelevant, but srsly, this movie is totally off its hooks. no kidss.

i know lah, abit out-date. plenty have seen it already. but, whatev. at least i'm hot and you're not. go get plastic surgery lah cunts. muahaha. random fuck eh?
xoxo

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

energizer : music?

ahh. theres nothing like cool mist, the dawning Sun, a cup of hot tea at freezing McDs (oxymoron much?), a good read and Coldplay blotting the world out on your headphones; to start your morning. isn't fix you like the most haunting song ever? in a good way. i had a great morning...

until some annoyingly noisy group of people from Sri KL popped by to have breakfast and I had to tone up my music, spoiling my perfect Devil Wears Prada morning. Coldplay on loud is tres' potong steam you know kids? go read the newspaper or something. Obama assasination plot whatshit.

anyhoo! today is a fabbity fab fab dayy nonetheless. Alicia brought me my fabulus copy of Brisingr (the huge and totally going to Brazil version, three fives bitches) ANND she got it on sale at the MPH Warehouse!! It was only 50 bucks! Like fuck me and go to heaven already right? the lovely book is now on its throne in my precious bookshelf, fresh pages to be read... ahhhh can't wait till the weekend. i'm dying to know what happened to Eragon.

in any case. good luck you SAM-ers and MUFY-ers. I know exams are like moving into your house practically.

here you go cunts. a picture that i apparently do not do very often.
this face expensive lah ;)
xoxo babes.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Love, from me.

rule no # 01 for being me, a happy, blissful, contented bitch.
do not watch romantic movies that are serious. romantic comedies are okay, since they're silly. but movies like the notebook, do not go looking for trouble.

sigh

xoxo.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Java Chip Frap, don't mess me

okay, had a total 3 O'clock today at Jaya One, the Square with the Jitler. it was to die for. i mean, do they make em' any hotter than that?? srsly, it really hurts your neck to keep glancing the direction of said hotness. it's very tiring and stressful AND can only be recovered by some serious Java Chip Frapuccino from Starbucks or a nice massage.

also! my LAN finals for M-lamo-Studies are behind me right now. beyond baby! no more tiresome copying during class tests, which mind you, requires alot of neck activity. probably second to eyeing up good-lookings. if you're form 5 now and is going to college next year, you'll get my drift when your icky LAN exams come around.

also also! went to the warehouse sales that you bitches failed to invite me to. (you know who you are!) but i'm not angree. just like calling everyone a bitch these days. it was beyond fabbity fab fab. too bad they weren't lots of pull and bear stuff (would have had an instant orgasm on the spot if the sweater i wanted was being sold cheap)

but girlfriends, you have to take a look. i mean, anyone whos anyone has went there. you wouldn't believe the knockout mark downs for Zara stuff. it's like fucking everywhere cheap! it's like "Get OUT no wayyyyy fucking cheap!!!!!". srsly. but but! be forewarned, it's quite hard to find things if you're not patient, so this kind of shopping; so not for the weak hearted.

Venue : Next to Colgate Palmolive near Jaya 33
Time : 10am - 7pm (tho, only the losers go late and pick up loser things)
*it's until Sunday.


just thought I'd spread the love.....
xxoo.

HaiClue

Missus peacock did

it in the library

with a candlestick

Oh sunny day, where have you gone?

Isn't it so like the generic male to comment about the weather? Well the current situation of the weather is definitely significant enough to comment on. It has been raining non-stop for I don't know how long now. Today, yesterday, day before yesterday, day day before yesterday, you get the program. I'm particularly annoyed by this occurrence because I rempit(w/ helmet) to college and work everyday and its no-kidding-ly dangerous, which my little mishap last week help me realize. It is so troublesome to be a motorcyclist when it rains. Without the obvious protection that our 4-wheeled counterpart has, we have to wear special suits to protect ourselves from the rain and the feeling you get is very irritating. But enough of that rant, since things obviously ain't going to be changing anytime soon.

Zooming out, this month has been really, twreally, threally eventful, enough to make you wish you had extra fingers and toes to count them. Today was no different. I had been looking forward to this day for more than a month already. Today is the day they announce the winners of the Wacom Concept Art contest, which I took the liberty to participate. I have to be honest, something inside of me made me feel really confident about winning, which today I found out I didn't. However I am not bitter but instead humbled by the winners and their entries. Nonetheless I am still disappointed. I really wanted to win the tablet. Every time I think of owning one, it would give me an injection of ambition and inspiration. Oh well, I'll have to find another way to get one I guess =|.

Other than these, I guess everything else has been on the upside which is two thumbs up. Doods, I hope I'll get to participate in Fridays as I try to sort out my schedule. Do keep it alive. Oh well, I better not overdo my unexpected use of my sister's laptop. So long, for now.

P.S: For some new dose of indie music, check out MGMT - Kids, Jupiter One - Platform Moon, Kasabian - Fast Fuse and the band Black Kids (their whole album is awesome)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Google

What would I do without you. everyone googles everyone and everything these days. you can find anything on google. you can even get super nice pictures on google images. and you can even google moi, and probably the word bitch comes out; but thats not the point.

srsly gffs. take for example today, I was dying to know the lyrics to MC's 7 things, so i googled it. And yesterday I had to finish my research on motion and i googled it. And the day before that i wondered what would happen if i put in lee-sah bodoh, so obvy D i googled it.

even now, i bet you're all google-ing lee-sah bodoh to see what happens.

well, fuck you all. my google baked on me just a minute ago. Ewwwww. And now i need to google something on gossip girl and vocabs for my book, but obvy D I can't. Ew ew. I mean srsly, isn't it like beyond. I feel like fainting, literally.

appreciate what you have at the mo. google is last thing to be taken for granted babes. srsly. some people rule the Earth using google. how do you think presidents hire private assasins to kill political opponents? google-ing while they are whitening their teeths at the spa or having a fake bake; like duh? their profiles are all over google. srsly!

xoxo


... (3 hours later)

Yay me-ness. my trusty google is fuctional and back from its untimely holiday. back on track to bigger more important things (ie. shoes) . have you guys totally noticed the classic slip-on shoes that were worn back in the 90s and are now so very in? it's like the world's biggest fashion comeback. so i was having an online monitor-sexgasm via google just now, and i saw the awesomest of them at the Vans website.

click me to see awesome.

if you're lazy, lets do you a favour. here;

this, my fellow fashion front friends; is whats in. casual, sensual, carefree, classic, clean, simple and classy. with a nice pair of pressed shorts and a good button-down fitted short sleeved, you'll totally be channelling Chace Crawford in gossipgirl episode 2 season 2.

omg, i did not just recite that. but you guys all know im a total gossipgirl slave anyway. nothing new. as i was saying, the shoes are fawesome. if you're on a sexgasm, go look for it; im sure they sell them in other places, apart from Vans. Lacoste's got plenty i heard. and they're not too expensive compared to your primary leather loafers or nike sneakers.

they also come in other colours (click webbie) but I don't suggest the complicated patterns, they can be tacky if you don't dress it up nicely. ahh i'm totally going to Brazil just thinking about it. logging off now and promising to save up for my own pair....
xoxo.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Queens are never last season

whats hot this weekend? womanizer is.

if you haven't already caught on to the awesomeness that is QueenBritney's comeback. you are so last season. make way you other wannabe throne takers (ie. Rihanna, Xtina and all other babes) thank you soo much for warming up the seat for the fallen Queen. We all know a time comes when she'll be back to claim it.

srsly. what's hotter than a woman who has fallen into grace, gave us the dirt to gossip. and is now back with a bod to die for, bonus! a song bashing that annoyingly precarcious K-Fed we all love to hate? bow down or bow out chiquittas.

you have my word that the song is slavery-worthy. and you know my word is as good as a no-limit credit card during sale season.

stay tuned for a sexy update on aida's open house, which sadly CK missed. boohooo. not.
xoxo.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

epiphany

sure. having a boytoy or chiqdoll is second best to having lots of money. and we all know it's the best feeling in the world to be in love.

but like summer, spring, fall and winter. love changes, doesnt it? who ever said that love lasted a lifetime has never truly been in love yet. the one thing that stays true forever? friends like you and me. not ordinary friends, but extraodinary people who know every single skeleton in your closet.

Take a leaf out of QueenS and B's book. fights? done that. gossiping, manipulating and sleeping with each other's boyfriends? definately. trying to ruin each other's future? omfg, can you believe even that isn't news?

and yet, they're tight. and if the symbols of all things evil and fabulous (sounds so much like me)can forgive. so can you.

conclusion? dial that number that you've been itching to since your last fight. call your B.F.F and tell them how much you miss them. because they will always be there for you; and you too. for them.

or, they might let some gossip slip, and you know life is over when that happens. in real life, wreckages like that don't just go away. so kiss kiss and make up quick.

everyone feeling the love yet?
xoxo.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

G or NG?

Clocking in 9.39pm.

A day has barely passed and already hands are full of contradictions. J reckons going green is the manifestation of some idiot's mind, and CK; genuinely feels we need to start, else your perfect-little home is drowned.

how cute.

as for me? you know im not stupid enough to get my feet wet. i stay, as always, neutral. though i must add, green is all the rage these days. just be careful how you pull it off, more often than not green can be tacky; so don't go out in any green outfits unless certified by keen-trained fashion eyes. one mistake is all it takes for people to start gossiping.

newsflash today? : sighted ex-school mate, umbrella in one hand, girl in the other. is there a pre-test romance we've yet to hear about...? tut tut. someone hasn't been taking tips from me. i'll make sure to find out more...

and the weather these days? i'd say no better time to go out and get yourself a nice jacket or sweater. tis' the perfect excuse to wear extra layers and we totally digg extra layers at twoandahalfmen don't we? check in at your stores, the fall collections are nothing short of fabbity-fab.

one more day to the end of this never-ending week.
lets see what happens then.
xoxo.

the monstrosity that is CK's head from my trusty cellphone-cam. dood...

Bombings

It's bad enough that is raining like bulls and cows nowadays but the thunder is worse. It's as if they had brought the war on terrorism here and there is has been aerial bombings. The lightning has been pretty bad too. The lightning last Friday fried my router and on the following day, it took out my entire telephone line. Not to mention few days ago, it tore a part of my neighbour's roof off leaving a hole.

The weather certainly has been very inconvenient of late. These things kinda makes you think of what Al Gore is trying to tell us about the environment and global climate change. Maybe we should do something about it. I can definitely give up drinking off plastic bottles or start cycling to college(maybe) if it prevents us from living in shelters built because rising sea levels and the weather disallow us the freedom to roam freely on the Earth. Oh God, all these thoughts and images of a post-apocalyptic world is rushing through my head now. AHHHHHH~~~!

This semester seem to have a lot of subjects that require writing which I totally don't mind. Started web page design today and I think it's going to be fun. Others like sociology or marketing, we'll see.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Seis

1. Innocence is ignorance
Whoever says the lines "How I know? I'm innocent okay?" In normal people speak, it translates along the lines of "I don't know" or "Damnit. I'm stupid".

2. Alternateness is Normality
It is now common trend to "Dare to be different". To like the obscure and to object the norms. But alternateness is a trend. We have literature, fashion, music, art, movies etc; that label themselves indie, alternative etc.; these are the same people who coin terms like mainstream. And like trends, there will be a huge following of people. The ones that call themselves individuals, you are not alone.

3. Going green is overrated
If anyone says they are a supporter of the "Green" movement, ask them a few key questions

i. Do you drink bottled water?
The bottle water industry uses up to 1.5mil barrels of crude oil to manufacture their plastic. Enough to fuel a 100,000 cars for a year. The industry also uses vast amounts of fossil fuels to distribute their products. And only 25% of these bottles are recycled the rest are found in oceans, or landfills. Not so green.

ii. Do you eat meat?
Eating meat contributes more to greenhouse gases then they do driving a car. Contaminated runoff from slaughter houses (blood, guts, you know) are a major source of water pollution. Live stock (animals that are not dead, cows mainly) contributes 18% of greenhouse gases just from passing gas, farting, kentut etc. Thats more than all the trains, planes and automobiles put together. Not so green

iii. Do you drive a hybrid car?
Hybrid batteries contain nickel that is mostly mined and smelted in a plant in Ontario, a plant that has contributed so much to acid rain and air pollution that NASA uses the so called 'Dead Zone' to test their moon rovers. The nickel then has to be shipped off in large containers to a refinery in Europe, then to China to be made into 'nickel foam', then to Japan to manufacture, then into the car, then the car is shipped off into your hands. Combine all the energy needed to build and drive a hybrid, it's actually 50% more than to build and drive, well, this:

iv. But hybrids save on fuel.
Money maybe, because of this, more people are now more likely to drive, they may even consume more fuel than normal cars

Not so green.

4. Just ate a sunny-side-up-sandwich
It was yummy.

5. To those who need to go pee
Waterfalls, leaking faucet, running water.

6. Yes
I ran out of steam.

X rice?

Two days of school are over and it's about time to regroup. Maybe your internet connection has somehow failed (no surprise there), maybe you've made new friends and ignored old ones, or maybe you're just too busy at school; but whatever your excuses are, never be too busy to tell Jals. Methinks an rsvp xoxo should be no. 1 on your non-existent to do list, pronto.

xx

next on the newsflash : senior's AS exams and SAM finals in weeks.
indeedy, a time does come when all play must come to an end and all that work is going to have to pay off. it is times like this that makes one such as moi all jittery and out of action. yumcha? definately not. a random shopping spree? no ways, got exams to study for.

whatever happened to all play and no work made Kate Moss a supermodel?

in any case, i've got some pointers.
1. don't leave your party life out of perspective. keep in touch politely (but of course decline) with mates. you never know how far apart a few weeks of exams can steal your BFFs away. an exam is all it takes to bring a relationship from non-stop-talking, to 'what did i wanted to tell you last week?"
2. don't binge eat. all that weight is never going to come off by itself after exams. stay off the chocolates, it's a known afrodisiac; not a fucking genius pill for God's sake.
3. for you love-stricken fortunates, stay off the PDAs. tis' the season to be serious. kiss kiss and make up afterwards, i swear it'll be more passionate. Valentines is only months away, patience is a virtue ;)

that leaves nothing else to gossip about except chicken rice?
as we all know, none of you are all that observant. if you've noticed however, people stopped ordering chicken rice these days. in replacement? fried rice (prefrably thai-styled) is all the rage at the mo. feeling hungry anyone? i wonder how that substitition happened.

don't judge me for being boring.
noone's interesting around exam season.
i await your post, and CK, friday sounds fucksome.
xoxo.

Monday, October 13, 2008

LOL.

LOL.

No really I totally object a second battle. I propose a eternal ceasefire cause seriously I've squeezed every ounce of estrogen I can to reply with that response so spare me from the agony please. Oh and again I don't really understand most of what you typed so sorry >_<.

Anyway just to let you two know, that night when I cried over my modem, well its still down plus now my home phone wiring is also down so its double trouble and I wouldn't be online for quite sometime unless if I access the Internet from college so really its inconvenient.

But whatever, I have much good news to spread so Friday it is?

See ya.

P.S: Trivial is an understatement, but that is how we roll, Two and a Half Men style.

hear hear ;)

Surprised to hear from me? Don't be. Theres this online feud going on between an unidentified person (namely me, whats up with the the unknowns, BFFe?) and CK (I am trying very hard to keep your name in mystery) ; and its too hot not to talk about.

Guilty pleasure? girlfriend, you know me only too well. as we all know, my very existence centres around gossip and all things mundane, or was I just trying to be sacarstic?

get with the program! your head is neither hot enough to be gossip, neither boring enough to be called mundane for my pleasures.

football? so last season. rugby is the new shindig; ever since David Beckham left the football front in England, our eyes have been dead set on other potential athletes we would lovee to dress. so the football analogy? so yesterday.

but don't worry. all of us admire chivalry on your part. and the others are just secretly supporting me, because they love bitches. Noone openly supports the devil do they? so this time, the cat calls for your victory. i shall sip my soda and bury my face in shame.

so not happening.

until the next time we argue. xoxo.
you're totally my BffE, we argue over the most trivial things.

The World Cup spirit

Firstly, this is a response, not so much of a post. If some of us remember, we would know that the world cup promotes something which they call fairplay. Fair would mean I guess, equality, sportmanship and so on.

While the person below, whom I have established BFFe status with, attempts to deny me my guilty pleasure for this time, I in turn choose not to retaliate.

It should be noted however, that I indeed possess the ability to do just that. But it is within the goodwill our BFFe status that I CHOOSE not to deny him his guilty pleasure.

Although inappropriate but I guess, touché-d?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Down?

Such is the truth, that we live in an age of denial
where men who shave their heads think they all somehow managed

....

wait for it

....


to pull-off a Wentworth Miller look.
Reality check, there is only the Uno Wentworh Miller.

it's nothing personal towards you my friend, but sometimes I see fit to bring forth my role as your personal earth binder. It feels so good to be the stereotypical cynical bitch.

xx

tis season is the season of the rains.
be careful where you tread, and where you hang.
lots of people have slipped unknowingly.
bring out the sneakers and folded umbrellas.
this hujan is sticking around for weeks.
xoxo.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Ad time

Some of you might be familiar with this event called L.O.U.D. that my church had last year and some of you might not. For those who know, it's back! Well if you don't, then check this out...



What you saw was just one of the performances that is going to be on show during this year's edition of the event. If you're interested to see the whole thing and many other performances, then come over to my church on the 26th of October at, 5.30pm to 9pm. If its anything like last year, there will be some pre-concert events happening to get you pumped up and ready for the main concert. You could drop any inquiries in the chatbox and I'll get back to ya. Hope to see you there!

Gossip central

It would seem that when Raya comes around, the black hoogies come out to hunt.
And last Saturday, the bullseye was dead-set on Lisa's house.
omfg girlfriend, i am so shocked on your behalf.
i have enough experiences when it comes to getting robbbed.
But seriously, getting robbed at home while the you're at home??
that takes the cake, all robberies concerned.

xx

for those who I haven't already told, last last thursday my friends and I were robbed.
myself, this time being the third.
I didn't techinically lose much but my other friends,
Licia, Suzzie, Alphonsus and Shun Wei.
Lost books, ipods, cameras, voice recorders and shit.
AND, (yes that's not all) my friend's Vios got smashed in the driver's window.
SEE, we were at pasar malam chow yhang, so we parked our car near the park ryte?
Then. the fuckas came and robbed the car, because we left our bags in the boot.
when we came back from pasar malam. it was all gone like shezz-bangers during winter.
At this point, i would appreciate if you dont call us idiots for leaving our bags in the car.
Yes, khyli im talking about you.

Anyway, my point being; Malaysia is such a dangerous place,
and the police aren't hooting it for knuts.
sure, it happens alot.
but it doesn't mean they shouldn't pay attention when we lodge our reports.
I have personal experience here. ever tried lodging a report after being robbed?
it's like trying to talk to a bitch.
and i don't mean the slutty one or me.
srsly! should a doctor not treat a patient with common cold because it happens alot?
NO!
judge the scales you polices, it's tilting towards hell.

xx

GGF??! This blog has just totally become a gossip central hasn't it?
I hope you're okay Liss.
We lubb you and thank GOD you're okay.
anddd. dont hurt those that you love.
sometimes it's better to shut up.

***all information encoded here is true and certified and HAS happened.
you slllutss; im ready for your questioning.


Wednesday, October 8, 2008

cartoons are the life of every party.

Dudu-facey-lindsaylohan-suzie and fantymoi.

The picture is shoo cute right? We did it in the middle of 2nd period Thinking Skills, when Ms. Yoong was being boring as per usual.
I also hate Sony Ericsson cameras because when you forget to silent it,
the effing "click" is so loud.
reminds me of that time Lee-Sah and I tried to take a picture of this swimmer dood
she totally had a crush on during math tuition form 3
good memories kan lis? ;)
xx
congradulations to you CK on the high flying results, and Flo too.
Judging by the enthusiasm in which you type, i assume you did fantastico!
Gratsss. shall we celebrate?
life is so depressing these days, anything is worth celebrating; right dear?
by the way, i found out also today that Ms. Yoong (my fboring thinkingskills lecturer)
is the aunty of ALEX YOONG! The F1 racing car driver,
tho, it took me the better part of 20 minutes to finally find out who he is xD
don't blame me, i don't watch F1.
but dooooooood
cool innit?

Bald

My sensitivity towards the temperature has now increased by 100%! Now the sun seems hotter, the wind seems colder and everything else seems to be brighter.

But enough about my scalp endeavors, guess what doods? Awesome results! Not as in I have become more socially competent, but it is in my educational aspect. Semester exam results are out and there are just mind boggling. Extremely grateful (cb Accounts, but no matter) and elated, which I owe every bit to God because this is nothing short of a miracle and not that I have another person's result.

Congrats to Florence also.

Really looking forward to next sem. I think its going to be a whole lot better (anything without Accounts is automatically better anyway) .

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

don't believe in living normal

As i was strolling along the tight, stuffed, smelly, crowded, and noisy hallway of Taylors today; I came to a sudden, abrupt realisation. i found myself (contrary to my own believes) judging the many faces i see pass me sub-conciously. i didn't give it much thought, until later in the library when i was listening to some music and trying to catch up on some work.

to my horror i couldn't concentrate.

deciding this was going to bother me all day until i paid ample attention to it first, i set aside the chemistry textbooks and let my mind scrutinize at will. An observation i drew from this exercise, was that my eyes immediately pointed out the "ugly" people first.

deciding again that, that wasn't fair,
i gave these people another squint.
was then i realised there weren't so ugly after all, especially after seeing them casually converse with their own friends.
i picked another specimen

i checked out (for lack of a better word) the better looking people.

first glance, nice but look away quickly.
second glance, wait a minute; their noses are kind of big.
prolonged second glance later, you start to notice they don't stand out as much anymore as previous said "ugly" people. at this point i stopped and ponder.

i noticed this strange phenomenon i never noticed before, then i drew my conclusion on a sheet of paper in my journal based on my observations.
-my eyes didn't pick up the good-looking people it seems, they picked up the confident and happy people first and classified them as good-looking. this, i realise was how i judged beauty.

I don't know about you two, but beautiful to me only comes after knowing the person. srsly.
take for example Serena (aka. Blake Lively), i didn't think she was all that when i was first introduced to GG (Flo can be my witness), but come season 2 (after knowing her confident and carefree self) i think she is absolutely drop dead gorgeous and i love everything she wears and everything about her.

my point being, ugly or not, it is your option to stand out,
confidence is equivalent to being smashing.
which brings back to my title ; I don't believe in living normal.
I live spectacularly.
xx
now i can go back to chemistry.
why am i blogging all this?
because i know you love hearing that you're beautifool in some way or another.

s'kay, who doesn't like reading that? ;)
you narcissictic little bitches.

inspired by,
well if you wanna get free
and if you wanna do the passionate thing
and if you wanna get smart for the sake of your heart
and oh you should own your name and stand up tall
and get real and
see the beauty in ugly
- the beauty in ugly, Jason Mraz

Monday, October 6, 2008

OH my G

you twooo. blogging here using Jit's account now lah.

In any case,
I totally hear you girlfriendd, Mamma Mia! IS TOTALLY AWESOMEEE.
XXCYBER-FIIIEEEXXX
have fun you two, unlike moi who has to stay home and study tonight.
i'm sure the play would be a blasttttt.
and i am adding extra letters to the back of all my words for emphasis
grrr I really wanna be there tonightttt ;( cibai.

I wuv you two to bitssss.

xx

Now where was I? Hmm .Cumulative Frequency Curves sings to me....
Honey honey, how you thrill me, ah-hah, honey honey
Honey honey, nearly kill me, ah-hah, honey honey
I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine
Oh, you make me dizzy

-catch on to the awesomeness that is ABBA music, old school baby!

How?

"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."


it's Sarah here!! haha
yes boys dont be shocked!!
it is me!

greetings from jit yang's house! =)

i dont know why i feel like blogging here either.
just wanted annoy jit yang and chee kong =P

ps, jit yang thinks im the cutest thing on EARTH!
and Mamma Mia is the MOVIE OF THE YEAR! hahaha
=P

yellow rocks too!

oh, last thing i think i'll be skipping my exam next week

Sunday, October 5, 2008

diss-apation.

doods, college re-opens tommorow. back to the ritual of fucked-upness
i havent' done anything all week,
Xcept, spend alot of money, go out with you guys and watching series after series and going out with you guys.
I miss it already.
dangit, why all good things must come to an end?
xx

Today marks the day I discovered Dad's stubborn nature, and spent all evening gossiping with Mum about it. see, we're repainting our house (don't know if I've mentioned this before) ; and after fixing up the fiasco that yours truly left behind last week;we started painting the gates.
and ze gates are a bitch.
brilliant mum then suggests we try the special brush she bought to paint gates - the fuck right? how come she didn't bring out the big guns earlier? *rolls eyes at this point*
then lo behold! the painting process of the gates became dog-easy with said guns.
however, dad refuses to use the tool because he believes so much in his old school brush.
Two hours and a half later, i finished my side of the gate and dad wasn't even halfway thru his and his painty is fugly (even for a simple gate)
I left him at it and went to gossip with Mum about his behaviour.

she said :
*translates from canton*
It's like that wan lah, that time i told him his pants were size 33, he insisted he was 35, buy already cannot wear, but still force himself to wear. so what to do? wear a belt loh


-hoho, i love my parents. they're a piece of work.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Witnessed

Looks like this time, someone took a bite out of the frosting before the cake.
But don't worry dear, we know for sure Karma exists.
And last I checked, it targets those with frosting on their mouth; period.

xx

don't be eating cake now; even if you do leave the frosting.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The rempit here

@Mingster -- Sounds great but hiring a live band is a bit over the top for me, unless its our own live band and maybe we can do without the shit, its too smelly, but it might be just me.

Anyway I've been enjoying automobilic freedom the past 2 days which is sadly offset by having no life beefing up Squall and Co.. But I manage to score a few hours at the Tung residence earlier so it was quite ok.

Okla seriously, 1 paragraph is the best I can manage. My life has been that lifeless.

Before I end I just add some extra info about the play just incase everyone went all dulan about the lack of info on the poster. Hold your horses cause its more like a short skit around 8-10minutes long and we are performing under the banner of this event called The Platform whereby ANYONE can join. Supposingly a normal show should house 6 -- 15 minute skits such as ours but rarely there is 6 shows up for viewing. So if on next monday there is only ours, please don't curse us for driving out all the way to KL just to watch us (which should be worth it no matter how long we perform) for 8 minutes.

Another thing, since it is KL, I strongly advise that you car pool or come by personal transport. Although the KTM is very convenient on its own, but its at night in a case where there will be 6 shows, then it the whole thing might end quite late (if you were to choose to stay for the whole thing) and the KTM might not be open then. If you still insist on using the KTM then may I add that you should have someone accompany you because the route to KLPac is dark. The map to KLPac and any information of getting there is available on the KLPac website

I hope that answers most of your questions. If you wanna ask about the play itself, the synopsis and what not, well, why not come down next monday and find out yourself? =D

The mingster here

Thanks kazillons for that enlightening comment Lee-Sah and speaking of which, are you gonna attend the thang that I oh-so failed to promote? Don't say I didn't warn ya, you'll be missing big shit if you're not going.

On a nother note, things seem to be rooting on the upside this week. Allegedly, my parents will be back soon from their little *inserts sacarstic inverted commas here* camping trip, and all shall be well again. No more watering the plants, and doing the laundry to cheesy ABBA music anymore for me! ( I'm doing all the housework because I'm both efficient, and brother bribed me with a dinner at Madam Kwan's Mid Valley last night, double ke-yum-ness)

And and! I am very upset we had to cancel the sleepover you whores. Owe owe owe me biggie time time ya'all.

But of course, I didn't blog to complaint about the mundane to you two.

As I was in the shower today singing along to the Mamma Mia! soundtrack and dancing my fat little ass off, I was struck with a brilliant idea!

WHY DONT WE....
TOTALLY....

Host a completely fuck-some party come December??
The idea is so hot, it fries my brain everytime i think about it. So it's like *pst*pst*pst*charred*ow*stop-thinking-ming the whole effing day.
Totally right??? We can have a live band and shit! Details I'll tell you next I see you.

Aiyoh, I beh tahan myself. How lah now. Shall we doooitt??

xx

shoutouts :
Happy Raya to my fawesome Malay bffs ever Fana, Aida, and Leee-sah.
Dapat banyak duit raya and belanja me kot... *ngeks*

VWWJ, careful abit lah when you drive. Dead people not cool weih. Not funny either.

SOS